I Miss You, I Miss You So Far....

The title is one of the lyrics from an MCR song I like. It's appropriate, too. You'll see why soon. Sorry for lack of postage, but we've been super busy with Bella Hayley and everyone got the flu (not swine) here for like a week. So now we're just chillin. I got my GED, I'm officially a high school grad. Me and Hayley went paintballing this morning. FUN! I have a welt on my thigh and one on my left hand. So here's some sad news:
With all of the drama here with the baby and the press covering it, I'm taking a (permanent??) break from posting. It's been fun, it's been real, and I've had a great time doing it. But now I'm running out of free time, and I'm thinking about becoming a more productive member of society. In some of my posts from last year, I realized what shallow and material lives rich people like me and the Entourage lead. I might be back sometime in a year, more or less, if things ever slow down. So, goodbye blog-readers. I'll miss you. I miss you, I miss you so far...
And it is weighted with sadness I type this last word that's become my catchphrase end over the last year. I click you, Blogger, goodbye.
Laytah. :-(

Hi (finally)

Hi. Isabella Hayley was born at 3 am on the 4th of April, 6 pounds 2 ounces, 21 inches long. She's settled in at the Vegas manse, and we just debugged our whole computer system. It takes a couple weeks, so that's why we're so late posting. And Bella's kept us up crying and being fed every 3 minutes. Haha. We just got back from Saks, we forgot to pick up enough baby clothes in our preparations. Ha. The joy of 3 teen mothers. We shopped in all of the baby departments, Baby Dior, D&G Juniors, Diesel, Juicy, Ralph Lauren Littles, etc. And some new stuff for Halley, since she lost most of her baby weight. Uh-oh, time to feed Bella.
Laytah.

Hola

Hey. We're preparing like mad for Isabella Hayley. She's coming next Tuesday, only 4 days! The nursery's finished, and we just got back from a backpacking trip in north Vegas. The canyons are pretty amazing, we got some really good pix. We're going golfing under the stars at the Las Vegas Country Club, to raise money for AIDs treatments in Africa. We're also going to California to see my aunt and uncle next week from Friday to the 17th.
Laytah.

California

Hey. Right now we're at home in our Vegas manse. Turns out our realtor lied about the CSI set being near our house. It's actually shot in North Hollywood, or that's the impression I got in a little side-article about the latest episode (with Taylor Swift, luvved it!) and it said they were in N.Hollywood. Tears. Hey, we're going to Mexico next week, on our smallest jet, and we're gonna be bored. So if you know any good games to play on a plane, let me know. Leave a comment or sumthin. So anyway, we played baseball Cullen style this morning, then went for a whitewater rafting trip on the river behind our mansion. The instructor came to our house for an extra $500, but whatever. We wanted to go, so we did. Isabella Hayley will be born in exactly 2 weeks! AAAHHH! YAY!! So I'll put a countdown clock on the bottom of every post. Enjoy!
Laytah.

Hey

Hey, sorry for the lack of posts. We've been at the Kapalaua Spa and Tennis Club in Hawaii, and we're going to a Twilight DVD release party tonight. It's a costume party, so here's who we're being.
ME:Bella
HALLEY:Pregnant Bella
HAYLEY:Renesmee
It's gonna be so much fun!! IT'S FINALLY HERE! I'm talking about the DVD, not Hal's baby, just so you know. We've been lounging here, eating seafood and playing tennis, plus playing "We're Seventeen cover models". It's really fun, something to remember when you're on vacation....
Well, we're due for our pre-party clay wraps, massages, and facials.
Laytah. Er, Aloha! (means hello and goodbye)

Well... Ummm. Yeah

Hey. It's almost March, and in April we're taking our big trip to Costa Rica. We're staying at the Flamingo Resort and Spa, then backpacking through the rain forest, like Grissom did at the end of his last episode in CSI. Not much has been going on lately, we're just getting home spa treatments with Erin from the Israeli therapists we have at our estate. Delicious treatment list:
-Volcanic mud wraps
-Aromatherapy, deep tissue, and aqua massages
-Ylang Ylang sugar scrug/rice and lime body peel
-Oxygen/Serenity facials
-Mint/Eucalyptus therapies
Laytah.

YoHoHo

Hey. We're not pirates, if that's what you're thinking. Ha ha. The garden party was a success. It was kinda a joint housewarming-baby shower party. Gift list time!!
Aston&Demi-Limited edition rose-colored ArmaniBaby crib
Justin-Marie Chantal shirt wardrobe
Britney(though we hate her)-Tutto Piccolo wardrobe
Carmen (Electra, not ex-Miss Timberlake)-Agatha Ruiz de la Prada baby clothes/reusable diapers/bedding/curtains
Jessica (Alba/Simpson)-Lacoste stuffed animals/changing table/rocking chair
Wow. That's a lot of stuff in list form. The only thing we really did for Bella's room was paint it/carpet it/add more toys/books/Baby Einstein DVDs. Anyway, the baby is now due in April. Which is literally in 2 months. Less. It was a miscalculation on my part. I can't keep straight when we found out Hals was pregnant. So we booked the hospital room for the C-section today, and we're going for our second-last ultrasound.
Laytah.