Whew

Glad that's over. The aunts and uncles ended up bringing their kids plus whatever kid's friends they could find. And we brought our friends and their families. So that's a total of 59 people in our ballroom last night. And my laptop deleted all my iPod songs so I've just given up on it. And I spent like 50 bucks on those songs!! Have you read Hayley's blog? It's pretty wild. She's not really married to the Cullens, she just likes that name. Haha. I think I'll go ice skating today with Hayley, Halley, and Erin. Fang and Baby got Chia catgrass, and catnip among other things. I'm glad we all decided to go punk-casual. Formal is way too much work. I'm so tired and my head hurts from all the champagne toasts. Oh well, at least uncle Ken had some cool stories to tell about when he was in the Navy in Nicaragua. Like the time he was off duty and went spear fishing in some shallow water near a dock at the port. He shot a big mackerel, and when he reeled it in, he was surrounded by hundreds of barracuda. So he swam slowly backwards (still holding the mackerel) until he was in shallow water, and jumped onto the dock. There was a group of Mexicans laughing at him. He ended up sharing his mackerel filets with them. Filets are good.........
Laytah.

Nuthin.

There's nothing to say, except for we got our tree today. It's 8 feet tall and going in the formal living room (the one without the leather couches and giant stereo). As soon as the maids finish putting the lights on it we're going to put on our comfiest Ed Hardy pajamas, decorate the tree, give each other manicures, have a DIY in-home spa day, and munch on the cook's fat-free cookies.Mmm Mmmm Good!! (Campbell's soup owns that expression)
Laytah.

Christmas Plans

I can't believe Christmas is literally next week. We're having a huge family party, with the Entourage and my fam at our Vegas mansion. MCR, Paramore, Muse, Linkin Park, Metro Station, and Nickelback are scheduled to play. FOB will be there, but not on the playlist. Here's the final guest list
AUNTS/UNCLES:
Katy
Denise
Jill
Amy
Jessica
Christina
Joe
Jim
Dan
Ken
Greg
Tim
COUSINS
Viki
Alex
Danni
Grace
Adrian
Ana
Will
Daniel
James
David. And any of my mom and dad's friends and coworkers. Plus all the staff from all the houses, and any other friends we can scrounge up. We're having a Japanese bar, Chinese bar, Polish bar, Mexican bar, American, and Italian bar on the buffet. Plus an unlimited open alcohol bar for everyone over 16. It's supervised with 3 peeps who won't drink (Aunt Amy, Uncle Jim, and Halley) so the cops won't come. Even without our security guards. Lol.
Laytah.

Ball 'n' Stuff

The ball was fun, but all the members of the glitterati that I hate were there. Mischa Barton, Miley Suck-us, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Madonna, and Bradgelina. BG brought all their kids, so it was a formal event filled with crying babies, and little kids running around and sticking their fingers in our mocktails. Brats. We all got new cars for no apparent reason. Halley got a silver Lexus, Hayley got a red Dodge convertible, and I got a black Chevy Supernova. Not much else to say, Halley's not due until April, when we all stay home for spring break and take advantage of all the Easter sales while Halley gets her baby-surgery.
Laytah.

Shopping for the Ball

Well, today me and the Entourage went dress/shoe/accessory shopping for the Best Friends Animal Resue Ball. Here's the results:
ME:Peach chiffon Versace halter dress with fitted bodice and empire-waist skirt. Black Choo slingbacks/Bailey Banks and Biddle diamond chandelier earrings&princess necklace.
HALLEY:Cream satin empire waist dress, white ballet flats. Tiffany sapphire studs, sapphire necklace.
ALICIA-Orange sleeveless dress with fitted bodice and knee-length pleated skirt. Black D&G 3-inch wedges, onyx necklace w/heart charm, crystal chandelier earrings.
Hayley's going naked. lmao. Just kidding, she's listing what she's wearing in her blog soon.She wants it to be a surprise, she's not back yet. When she gets back, she's having 2 of our guards lock us in the broom closet in the basement and guard the door while 2 of her bodyguards bring in her garment bags and stash them in the fireproof safe with a combination lock, regular lock, briefcase-style combination thingy, and 2 guards watching it. We're big on security here. :-)
Laytah.

WPB Adventures

Jet skiing was mucho fun!! Now I'm on a yacht in the Atlantic going whale-watching. Pods of dolphins come over sometimes when the ship drops anchor about 10 miles off the coast. People jump off the ship and swim with them. We're throwing dolphin food in the water to attract them, and there was a electric barrier put up around us so sharks can't get through. So we won't get eaten. Yay! I'm going to the DuPont Country Club Sunday night, attending a charity ball to raise money for Best Friends Animal Rescue in Arizona. Oooh! The dolphins are here!!
Laytah!

Dart Says.... West Palm Beach

Hey. We're renting a beachfront mansion in WPB for the next week. Our parents say RENT cuz we have enough houses. One in Spain, one in the Bahamas, one in Cancun, and one in LA. Oh, and one in one other place that I forget. Our upbeach neighbors are Gerard Way and that bitch Lindsay Ballato. Our downbeach neighbors are Paris Hilton, Christina Milan, Nicole Richie, and Angelina Jolie. They share the house like once a month. Mass chaos usually ensues. Stuff comes flying out the windows, there's much screaming of obsenities through bullhorns, and catfights. The cops have to come out like every time they come because they get into fights. But the next month they're back, all buddy-buddy like nothing ever happened. Imbeciles. Anyway, we're going to go rent jet skis and go jet skiing. Halley is going to be in a speedboat driven by our chauffeur.
Laytah.

Hey from Phoenix

Hey. Check this thing out that I made on polyvore.com to celebrate the best movie ever created.I'll try to copy and paste the web address.http://www.polyvore.com/twilight/set?id=4937128. Success!!! Can't wait for New Moon, which doesn't come out until 2010. I'm going to die waiting that long. I'm going to die waiting for Spectacular, and it comes out next year!! Not much going on, Fang's career as a guinea pig stops in 2 days, the university wants to test other types of animals. Well, I'm going to order some sushi and caviar from room service, then hit the gym. All we've done is sit around, order room service, golf and visit Fang. Oh well. We're going to throw a dart at the map tomorrow night to decide where we're going next.
Laytah.

U of P and Deserts

Well, Fang is a disease guinea pig as of now. Baby is too young. We've been shopping at the Paradise Valley mall, close to our hotel, the Arizona Grand Resort. We've been spa-ing, and playing golf in our cute golf mini dresses. And red golf carts. We're going to a water park in a few hours, then to the hotel spa for our wax/mani-pedi/massage, and the Desert Hydration Wrap.
Luxor and Baby are getting paw massages with Fang at her university suite. Then we're using the golf carts to go on a self-tour of a 10 mile stretch of desert. And after that we're going back to our adjoining presidential suites and taking plant- extract infused showers with 5 different Decleor body scrubs. (Tangerine, mint, sugar, aloe and lavender)
Laytah.

Bonjour

Well, our scuba diving is in half an hour, so this blog will be relatively short. We're taking Hay's yacht out to Filon de Delfines, which is Spanish for Reef of Dolphins. A medium-size pod of tame dolphins live there. You can pet, play with and sometimes ride the adults. The babies come up and nudge you and gently swat you backwards with their tails. It's so cute, I've been diving to a reef like that in Portugal when I was 10. Halley is at the spa right now with a pregnant girl she met at our breakdancing recital last night. Angela is 18 and pregnant with a baby girl she's calling Ashli Cassandra. Luvvvv the name!! She's getting the Mothers Massage, lavender and chamomile facial, mani/pedi and slimming gel wrap. Me, Hayl and Leesh're taking pictures of the stuff we see salto del filon, which is reef diving. Laytah.

Heyyy

Well, I have me and the Entourage have our first breakdancing recital on the beach at the resort's weekly beach-bonfire. Except 4 Halley, she and her little nudger are filming us and taking photos. The nudger is mostly there for invisible moral support. lolzerz. Tomorrow we're going sunset-scuba-diving. The water here turns all orange and there's a bunch of cool fish and these sharks that don't bite. I think I'm gonna ride one...... Then we're having dinner with the owners of the resort, these super cool/hot Spanglish dudes. Then we're leaving the day after tomorrow to go to our homebase-manse on the outskirts of Las Vegas. And that's the day that Halley finds out the gender of her little nudger. If it's a girl, she's calling it Isabella Hayley. ( I came up with the Isabella part. what twerds we are. twerd=twilight nerd) If it's a boy we're calling it Edward Alex. We're obsessed with Twilight. lmao. Laytah.

Hi

THE TWILIGHT MOVIE WAS FUCKING AWESOMENESS!! IT'S THE BEST THING EVER CREATED!! I LUVVED IT!! If you haven't seen it, then what rock do u live under? We're in Cancun right now staying at one of the 5-star Playa del Carmen. We have 2 presidential suites on the 48th floor with a great view of the ocean. I think I have a surfing lesson soon. All of us signed up for a bunch of activites that come with the hotel. So here's our activity schedules.
7am-Wake up and have breakfast compliments of room service.
8:30am-Beach volleyball
10am-Surfing lessons
12pm-Lunch at the Sugar Shack
1pm-Hula lessons (don't know why they have them in Mexico)
2pm-Beach breakdancing (much safer than in a studio)
3:30pm-Scuba diving
6pm-Dinner at some trendy nightclub
11pm-Return to hotel for sleep
Now-Laytah.

Beach Fun

Rain in Hawaii is so depressing. But it's done now, and everything's all dry. So we're playing beach volleyball. I'm listing our outfits cuz I've got nothing to do. So here we go.
ME-Black butt shorts, red bikini top, MCR-themed wrist guards. (Yeah, I don't know how that's possible, but I got 'em!)
HAYLEY-Purple butt shorts, white bikini top, Paramore-themed wrist guards. Yeah IDK.
ALICIA-Orange butt shorts, pink bikini top, AFI-themed wrist guards. Ditto.
HALLEY-(JSUK, she can't do any of those cool dive-saves) Pink butt shorts, black bikini top, us-themed wrist guards. Even pregnant, she's the best. So supportive and tolerant of our constant bugging her to let us listen to her stomach. That's a funny sight. LMAO. And JSUK is Just So You Know. I think I'm going to get back to the game now. And then we're pulling an Edward and Bella (from Twilight) and going for a midnight swim.
Laytah.

Aloha! Again.

Well, this time we're in Hawaii. Aspen is going to have a blizzard. We're on the only private island in the whole chain, owned by my grandparents. When they die, they're giving it to me! YAY!! So right now we're sunning and sipping strawberry daiquaris on the beach under the palm trees. The ocean is sapphire colored, the sand is like snow, only warm :-), and the palm trees are swaying gently in the breeze. We're going golfing on the new course at the Nauma Kea Country Club here on the island, and we're all wearing those supercute golf minidresses, with sequined seams and matching ballet flats. We all have golf club sets in our official colors, mine is red, Hayley's is purple, Halley's is pink, and Alicia's is orange. And we all have our own OC'd golf carts for having races and going golfing, like now. After we're done we're going for an overnight trip on Hayley's grandparents yacht, the Hayley Savannah. I'll upload a pic and put it under these doodles. Laytah.

Aloha from Aspen

I know Aloha doesn't really fit, but at least it's alliterative. I just finished my second day of skiing. We went night skiing last night, IT ROCKED!! The slopes and lifts were deserted, the snow was hard and icy, and the moon made the snow glitter. Now we're all curled up in a stack of cashmere blankets in one of the sitting rooms off of the foyer of the mansion. Here's what we wore night skiing:
ME-Be&D cashmere shirt, waterproof deerskin lined Diesel jeans, Chanel coat, and Ugg boots.
HAYLEY-Juicy jeans (waterproof lambskin lined), Armani coat, cashmere sweater, RL boots, and Prada scarf.
ALICIA-Juicy jeans (waterproof fox fur lined), Juicy tank top with thin cashmere sweater over it, Diesel turtleneck poncho, and limited Juicy boots. She's obsessed with Juicy, can you tell?? Halley had a nest made on a tarp consisting of deerskin pillows, cashmere blankets, Ugg slipper-boots, Diesel poncho, and sheepskin jeans. She had a fire made and got massages. Gotta protect the baby, who is making her fatter than Santa.:-)) Fang and Baby wore kitty Gucci snowsuits, Ugg boots, Diane Von Furstenburg mittens and earmuffs, and Italian scarves. The went skiing with us too, and cuddled with Halley when they got cold. We're due for our lotus oil massages, citrus facials and salt scrubs. Laytah.

Location:read on

WE'RE GOING TO FUCKIN ASPEN!! I LUV THAT PLACE!! HELLO GR8 SHOPPING!! Also, I'm towel-clad 2, cuz Baby has just discovered where my clothes are. In the bathroom in a plastic bag in the toilet. Lovely. Now I have to wash, dry, and dry clean everything. We have all that apparatus on the jet that does the above tasks in 5 minutes or less. Luvv it. And I have to iron everything that's silk, satin, chiffon, velvet, cashmere or anything else wrinkle-prone. Oh boy. And I have to find my skis, snowboard, winter stuff, and kitten sized skis and snowboard for Baby. I already have her winter clothes. Laytah. Again.

Hi

Hey. I'm back. I took a vacation from blogging. Hayley said she'd be blogging today too. If any of you readers are new to my blog, here's my BFF Hayley's blog address: www.hayleyashtonsblogsite.blogspot.com. She said that we're going on a vacation somewhere today, we're on the priv8 jet right now but she won't tell me where. I hope it's not moose hunting in Canada. Last time I went to Canada with the Entourage, then we got sworn at in French by a bunch of obese frat nerds. Gahhh *shudder*. So if it's there, then I'm jacking the jet and leaving the rest of the Entourage to fly commercial home. And we're going to Tonga next week, leaving straight from Mystery Spot to Tonga. We're buying clothes where we're landing 2nite, assuming they have good shopping. I'll post again via my iPhone when we land. I think I'm going to go to the dance floor in the rear of the jet and glue myself and whoever else I can round up to MCR's 3 Cheers for Sweet Revenge CD. Laytah.

Hey

It's Election Day (duh) and I'm not voting. If you're wondering, I'm an Independent and I don't like either candidate. So I'm going to Rodeo Drive with Hayley and Halley to take advantage of all the stores that are open but empty. Halley's sort of kinda fat now, you can tell she's pregnant and we've flipped off countless old ladies shaking their canes and yelling "Oh, young people were so much more responsible in my time!" You didn't have a "time" douche wagons, you lived with the dinosaurs. So today Rodeo is going to be teeming with old people with the same idea as us, so anyone who makes fun of Halley will either get flipped off, sworn at profusely, have their cane and/or walker stolen, pushed down a hill if they're in a wheelchair or egged. We've each got 2 dozen eggs in our purses. Thank God for oversize D&G. And sales at maternity stores. I think I'm going to wake up Hayl and Hal and go for an early-morning spa retreat with the kittens before shopping. Hello mud masks, hot tubs, massages, mani/pedis, hair treatments, and pain-free waxes!! :-)) Laytah!

Hi

Well, we bought the house. They seemed kinda surprised that we paid cash in exact change for it on the spot. But we're rich heiresses. It has 6 bedrooms, a living room, 4 bathrooms, a kitchen, a billiards room, a utility room, a screened porch, a stone patio, an eternity pool for when the ocean's fridgie cold, and a home theater for extra entertainment. So now we're at the beach house in Diane von Furstenburg bikinis drinking virgin sangria and eating tapas. And blogging on our new iPhones. Mine is red and black, and Hayley's is black and purple. And the kittens are in the mint and rose scented hot tub in white string bikinis. I think we're going to move down to the beach now to tan and play some beach volleyball. Laytah.

Nuthin

Just wanted to say hey. We made a cake today and are going to eat it by the fire. There's not much else to say except that we're going to look at a beach house in Indian Acres in California tomorrow. Like we need another house, but it's in Hermosa Beach. Luuuuvv it! (saw pix in the realtors brochure)
Laytah.

NOTHING! FUCKING NOTHING!

THIS IS INSANE AND WRONG! With all the money, time, transportation, friends and houses we have, we are bored to tears. The staff have this week off, so biscuits are in the oven. There's nothing to do, our hunting permits got suspended for no apparent reason. (to "Give the wildlife some peace and quiet) THEY GET PEACE AND QUIET ALL SUMMER! Goddam. Well, I'm gonna go curl up by the fire and eat biscuits. Laytah.

A Day In The Life Of...

Well, its tomorrow,and I usually keep my promises, so here you go. A Day In The Life of Hadley Gregory, Sephora Cosmetics Empire Heiress:
9AM:Wake up
9:10-Take a nice hot citrus-infused shower
9:25:Blow dry hair with diffuser for added shine.
9:35-Outfit selection
9:50-Makeup time!
10am-Breakfast compliments of one of our chefs, Ray,Tom, Mike or Joe, depending on which mansion we're at.
11am-Main activity of the day with the Entourage(Shopping,spa-ing, riding, traveling, interviewing, modeling, yacht-ing, surfing, hunting, hanging @ MO, or at the gym)
4PM-Late lunch @ wherever, or compliments of RayTomMikeJoe. :-) lol.
5pm-Swimming, hunting, riding, surfing or skateboarding depending on location.
7pm-Dinner
8pm-Party prep, packing for flight, unboarding yacht, boarding yacht, in-flight, or hanging at home depending on circumstances or what event we're attending.
11pm-Mid-party mode, going to bed, unboarding yacht, in mid-flight, unboarding jet, or clubbing.
3am-Home, showered and in bed no matter WHAT!
Laytah.

Hola

Hey. Well, my Chucks came in @ 5:30 this morning, the butler had to get them, I don't get off my Swedish foam mattress until 9. They're black with red racing stripes, and my initials rhinestoned on them. I should get Hayley to describe a day in her life in tomorrow's blog. Today's will be devoted to other things. That's what I'm doing. I got another Mastiff to go with our hunting entourage, her name is Nala, in followance with the Lion King theme. She's only a puppy but weighs 20 pounds and loves to sleep on random people's legs, causing them to fall asleep by morning. Last night's victim, er, person, was Emily, and her legs are still tingly. LOL. Well, laytah.

Hey

Well, I am in massive recovery mode. I'm recovering from my first allergic reaction-slash-almost-passing-out escapade. We're going to Milburn's again under the assumed reason we need more apple cider and pie. But that's a cover so out parents won't know we're using Hayley's jet to fly across the country to hang out with an ex-emo boy who is awesome in an almost undectectable way unless u know him. I rest my case. And one of my dad's old friends from college invited the Entourage on a cruise next August. Quaint, and charming in a penniless way. He's planning so far in advance to get a chance to snag me and the girls b4 we get booked up and so he has time to tell all his moneyless other guests that we'll be there so they'll have to go. I've never even heard of the Choptank River and next Augusto (more cognative spanish) I'll be taking a 3- hour jet flight across the country for a 3 hour cruise on a paddlewheel riverboat that's roughly the size of the boat my daddy bought me when I was 13. Sometimes I feel like I'm wasting my time. But I've got multibillions, so I can just buy up for lost time. (u like my lousy play on words? i h8d 8th grade english lit class) Laytah, off to the spa and to get a new pair of knee high Chucks with my initials rhinestoned on them.

Yo. (Again)

I really need to come up with more descriptive titles. Well, I'm back in Vegas with the entourage, Hayley, Gabby, Asher, me, and the cats. Orchard was fun. Nick's so easy to talk to, even though he's a guy. And he's fun to talk to, not like other guys. And it's like he actually gets what we're saying, not just along with it for the sake of killing time. Great guy to have around for moral support. Anyway, the mansion's living room just got redone, it's now a pale red, with black Italian leather sofas, an 82-inch flat screen plasma, surround sound, Bose stereo, huge bay window that you can see the Strip from(view rocks @ nite), autographed posters of MCR, Paramore, FOB, AFI, Boys Like Girls, Kevin Rudolf, South Park, and the cast from Stick It.
Well, I'm going for my seaweed wrap, then on to play some 9-ball with the Entourage(I think that's our unofficial nickname),then going to call Nick. And I have no explanation as to why Blog-Hayley has gone MIA. Or maybe AWOL, depending on how you see it.
Laytah.

Hey

Well, in lieu of going shopping or spa-ing with the girls, I'm on Hayley's private jet right now en route to meet Gabby and Asher @ Milburn Orchards to hang with Nick and his buddies. I'm in my new cotton camo tank top, DKNY jeans, black Converses, and leather jacket. And I'm wearing my new fighting ring, the one with the skull on it. JIC I have to punch anyone out. I better go get some more of my sinus meds, my head is killing me. Hope it's gone by noon, that's when we will be landing, I don't need to be falling over cuz I can't see straight. Laytah gaytahs.

Yo.

Hey. The party @ the orchard was awesome. I met this awesome guy Nick who I found out is a distant cousin of mine by marriage. We were hanging out all night, and NOT LIKE THAT! Pervs. Oh, well. We were talking, and I found out he's just as obsessed with MCR as I am. And we both hate Tony Hawk. He's such a poser. (Hawk, nawt Nick) Halley's doing great, she's past the stage where you look doughy not pregnant and you can tell if you have any clue whats going on. She looks cute pregnant. We were messing around on PhotoShop the other day, and she uploaded a pic of me and gave me a pregnant belly. I look fat and ugly. Not cute like Halley. And my hands are all busted up from having to gouge out splinters with a needle because I got little pieces of hay stuck in my hands from playing on top of the hay maze with Nick and his friends. And the movie was awesome too, the one about the chihuahua from Beverly Hills who gets lawst in Meheco. (thats Mexico 2 u).
Laytah.

Ok, I'm Back

Ok, I haven't posted in awhile cuz I had to get a new MacBook. But here I am. And I must say, my 8-ball has improved since last summer. It's starting to get cold, and it's my birthday tomorrow. And tonight, I'm going movie hopping. For all u losers, that's when u buy a ticket to one movie and sneak into see like 4 more that you don't have tickets for. Fun. Lmao. And before that I'm going to a party @ this orchard. I need more peaches. Peaches are good.....
I think I'll wear my new Alberta Ferreti halter in Galaxy Glitter and the latest Sevens jeans with Manolo slides. And IDK what Baby's wearing. Then on next Friday night, I'm going to an MCR concert in Mexico. Thank You for The Venom ROCKS! But it's not in the set because it's from 3 Cheers for Sweet Revenge, not the Black Parade. Or the Black Parade is Dead, the newest compact disc. Wow, big words. Laytah.

HALLELUJAH! sorta.

I begged and pleaded and cried but my parents wouldn't agree to let me come home. So I get to move in with Hayley. YAY! I snuck home, left a note explaining myself, and got all of my furniture and clothes and my 3 plastic BFFs, AmEx, Visa and Mastercard. So now I have a giant bedroom in Hayley's manse with a private sea-themed bedroom with a shower that has mango, citrus, mint and lavender infusions in the water (not all at once, that would smell nasty). I have a Swedish foam mattress, 2 closets, *one for shoes, one for clothes* a wardrobe for jackets, hats, scarves, and gloves, a vanity with lights around the mirror, the entire Sephora, Hard Candy, and Urban Decay cosmetics collections, and Baby has her own little room that's Ralph Lauren hunting lodge themed. And the heat works!! But it's in Las Vegas, so it gets cold there, not like LA. And we have a mansion in the Bahamas. Going to lounge by to indoor pool and play some 8-ball. Laytah.

Sigh

My parents retracted the $250,000 thing, now I only get $10,000. I taught myself how to give a flawless home French mani. With red tips. My normal person costume hits too close to home @ the momento(more cognates, Spanish II in middle school helped) so I'm gonna skip this year. And make clothes for my cat. Our apartamento's heating is really suckish, so it only gets to about 65 degrees average. So far, she has a hat, scarf, booties, jacket and pants. And a white cotton jersey nightgown. With slippers. Well, got to go work my shift @ Starbucks, I make $11 an hour. And my shift is from 4 to 10, so that's $66 dollars a day. And to think that I used to just have to scan my Visa and the world was mine. Or that season's hottest fashion line. Laytah.

Money. Or lack of it.

Well. I sold my wardrobe from last season on eBay. I got like $3000 for it cuz those people don't know a good bid if it bit their flabby rears. lmao. I just got the email fixed on my MacBook, and i sent Hayley an email requesting a guest suite for the month. I got a job @ Starbucks on Fifth Avenue. I get to man the cash register. I guess cuz I'm good with money. Or not. cuz of my whole kicking sitch. Well, I have to take Baby to the vet cuz she's having some sort of bowel issue and crapping all over my apartment.Laytah.

The Fiend

Well. I needed an interesting title, and it's sorta true. Well I bought an apartamento (There's a cognate in there people!) in south LA, and one in NYC 2 be close to Hayley cuz my mommy and daddy kicked me out cuz they say I need to learn to live like a normal person cuz when they die there's no more Sephora. Or money. So I need to find a job, STAT! I'm thinking Starbucks or something at a NYC boutique. I'm gonna take a last flight on a private jet and stay with Hayley for a few days, and see if I can get a guest room there 4 a coupla months so a can sell my apartamento. I'm allowed to bring my stuff, and I get $250,000 from my parents, then I have to make my own moolah until they die and leave me their estate(which they probably won't since I'm such a brat! XD) Laytah.

Hi

Well. Got sorta bad news and good news. Bad news: Living Light got leveled by Hurricane Yoshi. Oh well. Good news: I got my costume. I'm being a normal peep. Check it out on www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=3694652 to see the outfit. I even bought a Nokia 1110 for the occasion. Being normals not that bad. And traveling in a t-shirt, men's jeans, trucker hat, Chucks and fake mustache is fun. Going to solicit Hayley's house in my disguise. I AM EVIL TRUCKER PUPPET! U WILL NEVER CATCH ME! BWAHAHA! lol. :-) :-) Laytah. oh, and my flight to LA got moved to midnight cuz of some weird airline issue. I bet I'll be the only one on the plane. I'm used to flying red eye. L8r peepziez! *peepziez is hay's word, BTW*

This Just In

Hayley isn't going to LL. She's really changed. She's all like "I'm having so much fun doing all the stuff that I never got to do in the priss life with my parents." News flash peeps: YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A PAMPERED LIFE CUZ UR RICH!! OOOOH!! OOOH!! I've got it! I'll be a "normal" person for Halloween. YAY!! I get to shop @ walmart. I heard from miley fuckus that it is supposedly normal. Oh well. While in DE, I'll stop in @ the elkton WalMart. And peep in on Hayley. And my BFF chip from when I went to a public middle school. And i fired my tutor. U only have to go to school till ur 16, and I was taking AP courses til then anyway, so I can just drop out. Schoolfree is so fun. L8r! I'm taking the jet to NYC to peep in on above mentioned self proclaimed "normal peeps". wow. AP courses let u use big words. LMAO. L8r! off to the great above!! (see above,this is not a mistake for beyond).

laytah.

Passports and Oktoberfest

Well, I'm going to Delaware for Friday night into early Saturday morning for Oktoberfest then flying out of Philadelphia International for Boca. Oktoberfest is where you go and drink a ton of German beer or u can watch people get drunk and do stupid shit. We're getting as crazy as we humanly can before our detox session @LL. Can't wait. And my new passport foto is supa cute; me in a red and black jersey dress with my new Louboutin mules. Luv it X10000!! Laytah g8rs!!

Uhhh..... Hi.

Well, nothing new here. Pilates class went per usual, and the hydro massage was ah-mazing. I'm going on a trip with Hayley and Halley to this spa in Boca called Living Light. We can only bring 2 suitcases, and no cell phones, SideKicks, laptops, or anything else used to communicate with people. The week-long retreat is designed to help us "Leave the world of stress behind, and find inner peace and relaxation." We can't bring watches either, because they say something about time interfering with the body's rhythyms. So me and H and H want to get some MAJOR MAJOR R and R. Halley especially. Chill time would be good for the baby. Going to get my passport renewed! Laytah!

Uhhh..... Hi.

Hey Whats Up

Hey. There's not much to report. I told you Halley is due in May, right? I guess so. I just bought a line of spa products called Chill. I got a $600 dollar deluxe basket with a French mud mask, a Swiss mud mask, blackhead remover, oil remover, loofah, mint, citrus, and lavender scented face towels, limited edition Blue Chill nail polish, limited edition Glacier Chill (all the nail polishes have the word chill in them) nail polish and a crystal nail file. If you buy the Deluxe basket like I did, then you get a limited editon (the stuff they're really pushing on consumers is limited) lifetime supply of stick-on real diamonds for your nails. Well, I'm due for my Pilates appointment (gotta keep up that great bod) and my post-pilates hydro massage with French rosewater and citrus infusions for energy! Laytah gaytahs!!

Spa and Modeling

Well, I spent the morning at Retreat Spa and Salon on Saturday for my Ella Moss photo shoot. I got a Dirty Little Pore facial, hair wash/dry/highlight/blowout, manicure in Galaxy Glitter, Pedicure in Bloody Mary, makeup done, and 90 minute warm citrus oil massage. I got photographed in 2 outfits, a cotton-candy pink minidress with a sequin-edged skirt, black slides and my hair was in a waist-length side braid. Outfit #2 was a red mini skirt, white halter, and flame red pumps with sequin trim. Hair was a loose upsweep with a black feather. Check Lucky, Teen People, and Vogue to see the pics of me and Hayley. Oh, and Halley's doing good, we went for a checkup yesterday, and everything's fine. Going to see her tomorrow after my trip to Intermix to pick up my limited edition Manolo pumps. Laytah.

Visiting and Mange

Well, if u read Hayley's blog, u'll see that she put mange instead of mango when she was talking about her shower. NAY-STEE!! I'm visiting her and Fang in the Bahamas tonight, I'm flying out in my private jet after my combo-leg-eyebrow-bikini-Brazilian wax combo. I'll be giving myself an ice facial the whole 1 hour it takes to get there. Why would anyone choose to fly commercial? Well, I have to pack my stuff for the Baha-mans and get ready for my hair-rip job. It's so much easier than shaving every day, you only have to get waxed every 6 weeks. Sorta like when I had braces and got them tightened every six weeks for 2 1/2 years. Wierd. Whatever. Laytah!!

Hey

Hey! The new Italian leather seats for my Lamborghini got put it today, so the sheepskin covers I got will be put to good use. My kitten, Hayley, (after Hayley Williams) turned 5 weeks old today. I didn't have a party, but I bought her a diamond stud collar and a white Chanel bikini for when we go hot tubbing in Malibu with Nick and some friends. Laytah!

Modeling!

Hey! Great news! Me, Hayley, Halley and Erin are modeling for Ella Moss this Friday!! We have a fitting today at noon! To show off my great style, I'm wearing a white Chanel sundress that comes down to midthigh, a pair of red D&G kitten heels, and I'm wearing my hair in a French twist. I'm accessorizing with my new Tiffany blue diamond drop earrings, blue sapphire necklace, and my charm bracelet with all the charms mentioned in my previous blogs, I can't remeber all of them. Laytah!

BTW

BTW, my blog is back. ignore the thing on hayley's blog about the deletion.

My Mansion

Well, the entire time I've been blogging, I've never shown you a pic of my house. So here it is, taken from aerial view. It has 7 bedroom suites with a private bathroom in each, a state of the art kitchen, pool, hot tub, sauna, spa, guesthouse, sitting room, foyer, grand staircase (replica of the one in the Titanic), formal dining room, informal dining room, gym, tennis courts, 2 living rooms (formal/casual), a home office, 2 guest rooms, a billiards room with 3 pool tables, 4 slot machines, full-wall dartboard, a bar with everything from Cristal to Dogfish, a 20-person home theater with Italian leather seats, popcorn and candy machines, and a massage parlor. Gotta love the rich life. Laytah!

Fang's Party and my yacht

Hey I'm in NYC right now @ the Ritz Carlton Hotel where we're staying and where we had Fang's par-tay last night. My dad bought me a 250-foot yacht with 7 floors, the bottom two for the help and to store the stuff and where the kitchen is, the next 2 floors are luxury cabin suites, the next one is for eating, drinking and gambling, the next one is for dancing, and the top is an open-air deck with a spa and 3 pools, one a 10-person hot tub, one a wave pool and the other for lap swimming. I'm having a huge party on it this weekend, all my friends from my summer homes in Paris, Spain, Mexico and New York are flying to LA and we're going to spend 2 days partying. Me and Hayley already have 72 people on our guest list, and those guests are told to bring whoever they want. I even invited George Bush so we can pull pranks on him. MUCHO FUN!!!!
Laytah!

Dropout Party Girl

Well, I dropped out of school because I'm tired of the losers hogging my attention for autographs and videoing me walking down the hall. I'm starting with my tutor again next week. And for Joe Jonas's birthday bash, it was costume masquerade party. A bunch of people come in random costumes and get drunk and do random stupid things. I went as a sexy yet sophisticated slut, sorta like Adrian on the Secret Life. I wore a leather micromini over red fishnets, a black tank-top-turned-sports-bra-belly-shirt and a pair of 5 inch Manolo Blahnik spike heels. I got foot long hair extensions, had them curled and piled on one side of my head, and overdosed on black eye makeup like sluts do. I wore cherry red lipstick and had 3 botox injections so my lips were super puffy. lol. Halley and the baby are good, she's just starting to show a little bit now, so hello empire waist tops and Lamaze classes. Oh, and I kissed Nick Jonas in public for the first time @ the party, so now everyone who reads Hello!, Star, People, Ok! and Vogue know we're an item and I can't get my laptop to go out of italicize mode so laytah!

First Day of School

Well, we have the typical schoolgirl outfits that everyone thinks are sexy in some way, plaid Ralph Lauren skirts, white kneesocks, black and white Chuck Taylor Lo Top Converse Sneakers, white Ella Moss tank tops, and black Calvin Klein blazers. (I just found out we have uniforms last night.) They're really cute in a certain way, and did I mention that it's an all girls school? It's my first day as an 11th grade transfer student, and already I rule the social scene. I have 3 BFFs, Kyla, Evangelina (she goes by her last name, Riviera) and Adrian. We're the most exclusive clique there, and all the losers are so jealous. (I don't mean to brag, but I'm famous for my bluntness.) Thank Gawd we have off this Friday and Monday for Labor Day, I'm going to Joe Jonas's birthday bash this Friday, and on Saturday I'm having a hee-uge back to school party with the entire 11th grade, plus the entire 11th grade at LA Academy for Boys. The music will be supplied by My Chemical Romance, the Jonas Brothers, Paramore, and Avril Lavigne. We'll have every alchohol from Jack Daniels to Dogfish to Flirtinis to Coors Light and Bud Light Lime. Laytah.

Yo.

School starts on Monday, for all those private-school girls, including me. I want to see what it's like to go to Los Angeles Country Day School. I'm wearing my new diamond encrusted Juicy heart necklace, a white Moschino halter top, sparkly purple Calypso miniskirt, and the newest Choo slides. Halley's back from the pregnant teenagers spa, and she feels a lot less out of place. Today I'm going to tour LACD and meet all my teachers. I'm taking all the academic classes, plus tennis and Fashion Design. And I signed up to be a Fashion Bug model! Yay x10!!!!!! Oh, and me, Erin, Hayley and Halley are all going to Joe Jonas's birthday party next Friday night at the Mondrian Hotel. We all get our own Presidential Suite, each done in a different color. Mine is all red with a white apple on the coffee table, Halley's is all light pink with a black apple on the table, Hayley's is all purple with a red apple on the table, and Erin's is all blue with a hot pink apple. Laytah!

Bad News and Good News

Well the bad news is that we had to cancel the road trip (read www.hayleyashtonsblogsite.blogspot.com to find out) and the good news is my kitten's room is finished. I just got my bathroom redone, so it has a 1950s salon theme. It has a makeup vanity, 4 person tub deep enough for swimming, a multi-jet shower with either lavender, citrus or cucumber infusions, a mini-sauna, and every cosmetic ever made by Hard Candy and Sephora. My parents finally came up with some awesome new stuff, you have to wait until the new line, Shimmer by Sephora comes out in September. And I can't wait for the Clique movie. I'm BFFs with Elizabeth McLaughlin, Ellen Marlow, and Samantha Boscarino. I'm going to the screening party 4 weeks before it hits theatres with Hayley and Halley. Laytah, have to go for my spa appointment and shopping spree on Rodeo!! Laytah.

EMERGENCY and other stuff

Well, Hayley had to come home for a day cuz Great Grandma someoneorother died. Halley is at this pregnant women's spa retreat for the next 2 weeks. And my kitten Lucky disappeared last night, we think the guard dog ate her. I'm getting a new one after Labor Day, it's all black and I'm calling it Moonshine. Well, I have to go finish packing my 3 Louis Vuitton suitcases and make sure my maid knows how to take care of my cashmere sweaters while I'm gone. And she has to change the strawberry scented moth balls in my closet to keep the bugs away. And I have to go "accidentally" spill my iced latte on Birdy (read Hayley's blog) so her mom won't make us take her with us on our ROAD TRIP!! yay! A whole month without annoying people!! YAY x10!! I just got a new limited edition YSL bikini priority overnight shipped from Paris. Laytah.

The Big Party

Well, I have to really hurry and buy an outfit to wear to the big Hollywood Hills Hotel party tonight. I have until 6pm, so I think I'm just going to shop on ShopBop.com for the outfit. I have it minimized over this window, so here it is: metallic silver Moschino A-line mini, 3-inch black Marc Jacobs mules, and red halter top with black sequin trim. Do you luh-v it or luh-v it? I'm going to Retreat Salon and Spa to get my hair, nails and makeup done. I got my eyebrows waxed yesterday at the beach, so as soon as I hit the "purchase cart" button on ShopBop, then I'm ready to see and be seen! Laytah!!

More shopping. For the beach, of course.

I'm going to the beach tomorrow, so I'm going shopping for a new bikini and cover-up. Halley is doing ok, she spends a lot of time with Hayley's mom to learn about child rearing. I'm also going to Intermix to get those limited edition gold frame Tiffany sunglasses, then I'm going to Tiffany to have a custom made Chambrulay Hotel charm for my bracelet. That's where we're staying. And the spa trip was canceled cuz we decided to go to the beach instead. The spa is this weekend. The big party is Friday, so the spa is like the "detox" session after the party. Laytah!

Shopping and Spa-ing with Hayley, Halley, Brooke and Erin

Hey everyone!! Today is the annual GLU (girls like us) spa and shopping trip. That's when we go to Rodeo Drive and buy everything and anything we want from every store we go to. After like 6 hours of that, then we go on an overnight spa trip to the desert spa Veronique's. Everybody gets their own suite that has doors to everybody else's rooms. There's binders full of the in-room spa treatment options in the suites, and it has 2 chapters for just massages! And it has 200 other out-of-room treatments at the state of the art 7000 square foot spa. I think I'm going to wear my new pink lame (pronounced la-may) Ella Moss knee-length jersey dress with a pair of silver Marc Jacobs kitten heels. I'm bringing Lucky, and Hayley is bringing Fang, because there's a 800 square foot store full of every garment and accessory imaginable for kittens and cats. From clothes to bath stuff to mud masks for their fur to carrying cases to cat-sized SUITCASES AND OVERNIGHT BAGS. That store is the bomb. Laytah.

BTW

Oh, and by the way, I'm going to leave Halley in peace for a few days and go to this amazing party at the Hollywood Hills Hotel this weekend. My date is Nick Jonas! YAY YAY YAY!! Must use retail therapy to calm energy!!

Baby Supplies and Complaints

Well, we got everyting we needed at BabyWorld, a crib, rocking chair, wall paint, carpet, curtains, a changing table, toys, a toybox and bookshelf, and 2 dozen outfits. Oh the money we spend on this baby. Well, at month 2, Halley has dizziness, nausea and continued morning sickness to look forward to. She's so grumpy, when we're not out getting something to eat (she's constantly eating), buying baby stuff, going to the doctor, or in school, we're always arguing. And she's convinced something is rotting in her kitchen, because her sense of smell is getting so strong. Oh boy.

Baby Shopping

Even though the baby isn't due till late May of next year,then me and Halley are going baby shopping. The baby's room is the third biggest one in Halley and her mom's 5 bedroom mini mansion. We're painting the walls Robin's Egg Blue, and getting all the furniture and decorations in pastel limes, purples, blues, pinks, reds and oranges. The baby will have a pastel palace themed room. Haha. Well, I'm getting Mike, the family driver to take me and Halley to BabyWorld. Laytah.

WAAAAAH!!!

Daddy sold Sundancer. He kicked the groom in the head and gave him a brain lesion. He's at the ICU at Los Angeles General and is stable. Daddy says that Sundancer has to be sold before he hurts someone else or worse, me. He was picked up by Niagara Falls Stud Farm today, and he's being shipped by air to Niagara Falls right now. I miss him. I kept all my horse stuff in case I get a new horse someday. Halley's baby is doing good, we got the ultrasound results today, and the baby is a girl. We haven't decided on a name yet. Demi Lovato's new clothing line debuts today, so I have to go get my iPhone and buy every single piece! Laytah!

Still Bored

Well, there's not much, but my dad bought me a Hanoverian horse. I last rode when I was 12, and was a champion on the jumper circuit. My horse's name is Sundancer, by Moonshine out of Dreamin of California.(In normal language, that means that his dad is Moonshine and his mom is Dreamin of California.) I need to get him a plaid Ralph Lauren blanket, Hermes saddle and matching bridle, 2 black Armani riding crops, and some red shipping boots. He's cherry bay (reddish brown) with a white star on his forehead. He's a stallion, and has 4 babies, all champion jumping horses. For me, I have to get a new charm for my bracelet, a Sundancer one, and 5 pairs of Kincade riding jodphurs, 2 pairs of Hermes boots, 3 velvet Armani blazers, Armani leather gloves, and 2 white Horse Amour show shirts. He's staying in the horse shed my dad is having built in the back right corner of our estate. That's a half a mile away from my house!! Good thing we bought a golf cart with turbo speed. Laytah, have to go try the new cross country course in our woods!

Nothing

Well, there is nothing to report. I still don't have a boyfriend, and my mom and dad are back at the lab. The staff is off today, so it's takeout for me. Laytah.

The Heiress is Bored

Well there is nothing to report. My days are getting boringer by the minute. My mom came up with a painless eyebrow wax, and that's about it so far. I'm tired of going to the spa, the mall has nothing good, I have all the latest stuff, and Cafe Cali is getting old. I think I'm going to get Gregory the chef to make me some lump crab salad with a side of caviar sushi and a strawberry smoothie with a sprig of mint leaves. Laytah.

Live from Hadley Gregory

Well, not much is going on, mom and dad are in the lab trying to create more image-altering cosmetics, and I got a new charm for my bracelet. It's a mini photo of me, Hayley, and her Spanish amiga Alicia. (She has the same one, she ordered them for us). And the other one is of a limited edition Chloe messenger bag. Th e real bag (which is in my Lamborghini right now) is orange with my initials custom added in black glitter, with diamond-encrusted zippers. Not much else to say, my life has hit it's monthly slow point. I think I'm going to put Lucky in her black Versace miniskirt and her kitty halter top and go to the spa to get our nails done. She wears Maroon 5 extremely well, while my color of choice is Bloody Mary or Sharon's Heart, a reflective orangey pink. Laytah.

Packing for Vacation and Getting Dumped

Well, Chace Crawford and Hadley Gregory are no longer Chace-and-Hadley. He dumped me for Blake Lively and America Ferrera. Yes, he is polygamous. But he has two girlfriends, not two wives. I am making it my mission to find a boyfriend at the water park next week. And be home in time to see the next episode of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. That's Halley's favorite show, no doubt. It's my favorite too, I remember when I was addicted to Flight 29 Down. And last year it was The Best Years. That was like the best series ever!! Too bad it's canceled. Well, I have to go start drafting the Master Packing List for the water park.
Laytah!!

Trade Secrets

Well, a promise is a promise, so here are all the trade shopping secrets I know:
1. Never ask for help outside the dressing room. Act like you know what you're doing.
2. Never look at the price tag. Act like you have endless amounts of money.
3. If you don't, peek at the price tag in the dressing room. If you can't afford it, ask for it in a color you know they don't make.
4. When trying on something, get it in two sizes, and try the bigger one on first. Then walk through the store to ask a salesperson to see it in a smaller size. The fat people will be totally jealous.
5. Snakeskin is in. Buy as much as you can afford.
6. Inside the dressing room, make the people work for you. Make them get everything for you and in all colors. If they ask if you're buying anything and you can't afford it, say you don't like it and leave the store.
Laytah.

Water Parks and Shopping

Well, I just bought like everything from Avril Lavigne's new clothing line, Abbey Dawn. It all really cute and super comfy. Yay! Next week, I'm going to Frontier Town water park in Ocean City,MD. I've been going there since my parents cross country road trip they took when I was 5. I went then and last summer. So if ur going to be there, then look for a blond girl with a light pinkish streak in the front of her hair, with black glasses and black and blue braces.(I'm getting them off in like 3 weeks, and I'm getting contacts for my birthday in October. yay x10!!). Then it's off to watch the pony penning at Chincoteague and push all the latest Sephora goods on the suckers. Tourists will buy anything, so don't act like a tourist ANYWHERE even if u are one. And NEVER EVER EVER EVER wear an "I love New York" or "I Heart NYC" t-shirt in NYC or anywhere else. They make u look like a loser tourist. Make them think you go to those types of places all the time to spend untold amounts of money. Gotta go for my Brazilian wax, I'll give you all my shopping tips and tricks tomorrow when I recover from the immense pain. Owch, but pain is beauty. Remember that if you want to look even remotely as good as me. Laytah!!

Halley and my train ride

Well, Halley's mom doesn't really care that much, and she wants to give the baby up for adoption. I don't think that Halley will agree to that. We skipped church to go to the doctor this morning, and the baby is going to be a girl. It's healthy and growing properly, but Halley needs to add more Vitamin C to her diet. Hello oranges and green peppers. I have to go on a meet-and-greet train ride this afternoon to say hey to all my fans and try to push the new eyeliner, lip gloss and blush line on them. And sign a load of autographs. Well, I have to go to my manicure, pedicure, Japanese perm and spray tan spa appointment, then see Halley and go to the train ride. Laytah!!

My Birthday!! Great news and bad news.

Well, this is my last year with my parents.I'm finally 17. YAY x10!!! I got the new Mercedes Benz and a pair of 3 karat diamond earrings and a matching necklace with 25 diamonds. I also got a new charm for my bracelet. I have a Siamese kitten one, a Chloe handbag one, one that says "Atlantis, Bahamas" from when I stayed at the Atlantis resort, and my newest one, a white gold crown with red diamonds for my heiressness. YAY YAY YAY!! The not so great news is, my friend since I was 5, Halley, is pregnant. Her boyfriend, Jamie, just dumped her for this Portugese transfer student (who came to our school last semester) and her inane Euro accent. She has perfect olive skin, gorgeous ash blond hair, and boobs the size of melons. If Chace so much as oogles her once, he's D2M. Halley just moved out here with her mom. She's an only child with no father. Her mom had her at 16. Her mom is this huge flirt who wears belly shirts and miniskirts and heels that could break your knee if you twist your leg wrong. She works at the mall. Halley works at Icings with me (a requirement since I was twelve said to teach me "responsibility") in a strip mall in the entertainment district. She spends more time at my house, cuz my parents are always working or asleep, and her mom is so dependent on Halley that if she leaves for more than one night then she comes home to her mom sitting on the couch chain-smoking with the house completely trashed. Halley has taken care of her mom and the house since she was twelve. Well, I'm off to go tell Halley's mom the news with her. Hope u can make it to my funeral. Her mom has never liked me and will probably blame me. lol. Laytah.

Prank Calls and Shopping

HEY!! I just got done prank calling all the LBRs on my block. (LBR-Loser beyond repair). I did everything from breathing on the line to being Hugh Hefner and inviting them to the Playboy Mansion. Ha! Ha! I'm going shopping at Intermix and Scoop in a few hours. My driver is taking me in my new black Chevy Chevelle, so if you want to look for me, then go to Los Angeles Avenue and look for me outside Intermix or Scoop. I need retail therapy, I don't have a single new thing to wear to the pig roast this Saturday. I'm thinking Miss Sixty skinny jean capris with an Ed Hardy original t-shirt and my last year's Chuck Taylor Converse All-Stars. Laytah!

Last Nite's Fair and Rodeo Events

Hey. Last night was the Cecil County Fair Three Hills Rodeo. It was really fun, and the clown was hilarious. I think everybody cheers loudest for the women's barrel racing event. They're always my favorite. We went to the midway after, and went on the swings and the mazes and the cliff hanger and the lost mine and super slide. I ate so much fair food (pretzels, fries, ice cream, corn dogs, and lemonades) that I have to work out 5 hours with my personal trainer this week instead of 4. And later today we're making an appearance on a train ride "robbery". I did that once at Frontier Town as a kid. It was really fun, even though the "robbers" "found" the "gold". Hehe. Well, I have to go get my hair cut and Joie, so laytah!!

Hangin' At The Pool

Well, in honor of Hayley's week long vacation, we are doing nuh-thing but vegging by the new YMCA's pool with Erin.Yesterday, we ordered custom gourmet wraps from the Wrap Star Gourmet kiosk, and chai lattes from Starbucks. A pool attendant delivered them to our cabana, which was just a royal purple canopy and some chaises. Well, we're going to the pool again today, so I have to go up to my swimsuit section of my 300-square foot walk in closet (my writing tutor always bugs me for not being descriptive) and choose which bikini to wear today. I think we'll order some iced cappuchino and fro-yo today, it's going to be about 100 degrees. Laytah!!

Sleepover

Hey hey!! My sleepover was a big success, and the spa bill came to just under $40,000. But I just charged it to my credit card like I always do. And Miley is afraid to charge a $20 pair of earrings that are made of fake gold. Well, I just broke up with my boyfriend, he was cheating on me with a DOG!!! He would rather make out with a dog than with me!! EWWWW!! So to celebrate, I got a black diamond tennis bracelet. I always get a new tennis bracelet in a new color when I break up with someone. I have them in green, gold, dark blue, light blue, yellow, white, and now black. I just got a new boyfriend last night at this club we went to, so if I break up with him then I'm getting a diamond bracelet in hot pink. My BF's name is Derek, he's really muscular and has this really dark black hair. He has one of those surfer tans because his parents own a big hotel chain and have a big mansion on the beach. We spent all of last night making out after Hayley, Abby, Brooke and Taylor went to sleep. And we prank called like 100 people yelling stuff from"This is American Idol and we called to say we accepted your auditon tape" to "HOWDY!!! YOU HAVE JUST WON ONE THOUSAND JARS OF MAYONNAISE.COME TO WEST VIRGINIA TO CLAIM IT!!!". Much fun. Oh, gotta go, Derek just came in for one of our weekly rounds of "I'll show up at your house at a random time today and we'll make out for 2 hours" game. Laytah!! Hi Derek!!

I'm Taking A Vacation. Read on to see who else needs to but won't.

Hey. My face feels much better now. I'm going to Santa Monica this weekend, and staying at the Chambrulay Hotel. Hayley is going to be late for my sleepover because she has an MCR concert until 10. God, that girl needs to take some time off. She already met Paramore and Fall Out Boy and had an interview on this talk show today. It's like she can't relax. Come On already!! She's not a model, actress or heiress, she's just rich. Why can't she go to the concert another time so she doesn't miss like half of my sleepover? MCR is playing in LA like 4 more times, and with her mom's connections, she should have no problem snagging herself a ticket and a backstage pass. And she complains about how busy her day is and how tired she is but she still has the energy to come to my sleepover?? What's up with that? G2G, Ashlee Simpson just stopped by for our 7pm shopping spree at Saks!! Laytah!

Today

Well, nothing much going on today, just a spa/sleepover with my 4 BFFs, Hayley, Abby, Taylor and Brooke. We're going to the spa to get hot rock massages, avocado facials, seaweed body wraps, face massages, Swiss clay mud baths, hair wash/dry/blowout/style/highlights, and mani-pedis. Then we're going to the LA mall to shop. Can't wait to go to Sephora's, Bergdorf 's and the Ferragamo store. Mucho fun!! Well, I have to go ice my eyebrows, the waxing makes them really tender, sore, and swollen. The ice facial at the spa should help. Laytah!!:-)

Aftermath

Well that was definitley interesting. The BBQ was wild, drunk people stripping and celebrities having a "who can make their ex jealouser" contest. then Bradgelina showed up with their hoard of adopted kids and their twins and let the kids run wild. The ended up having a food fight, and some red merlot wine got thrown on me and stained my Christian Louboutin orange crushed silk mini dress. Luckily none got on my red Ferragamo wedge heels. That would have been a tradgedy. Shoes are my favorit clothing item, after sexy underwear!!! So after Angelina rounded up the kids, the she got her limo to take her home, and someone called a cab for the incredibly wasted Brad sometime after 3 am. Then after the FOB started a riot, the cops came and told us that the party had gone on long enough and to break it up. What wet blankets.Well, I have to go for my leg/bikini/eyebrow/Brazilian wax at Joie Salon, so CYL. Laytah!!:-)

Slight change

Oh, and my BFF hayley's new blog address is www.hayleyashtonsblogsite.blogspot.com. so if u want to read it, go there.

At Miley's BBQ

Hey!! I'm writing this from my iPhone, and so far the party has been wild. The dress trick worked just like it did on Mischa, and Miley was just starting the dance. She won't even miss a dance if she's sick, so she just had had HAD to stay. And she was wearing frog-green granny panties with little bows and frills on them. Her sister Noah Lindsey stole Miley's diary for me, so here's one entry:
Dear Diary,
i can't w8 4 the BBQ 2moro. I'm gonna see my BFFs hadley and hayley. can't wait. and i'm wearing my sexy underwear, the green ones with lace and beads. I got them at wal mart, the most designer store ever!!! And i'm wearing the vintage diane von furstenburg dress i stole from calypso. i hate that store, its so much more expensive compared wit wal mart. well, gotta go for my massage with that hawt swede Angelina Jolie reccommended. laytah!!
And if u hadn't noticed, she stole my ending, so I'm gonna go "accidentally" spill punch on her backup dress, a Chanel flapper dress she stole from her mom. then I 'm gonna go tell tish that her daughter stole her dress. Laytah!! :-)

Upstaging Miley "Suck"us

Hey Hey Hey!!! Today is the dreaded day. The day of Miley Cyrus's barbeque. Me and my BFF Hayley Ashton (go to www.allabouthayleyashton.blogspot.com to read her blog) have made plans to upstage Miley BIG TIME!!! She's wearing this really long hits-the-ground dress with a little train like the ones brides have.(drama queen). After we've said hello and done the standard Hollywood greetings, we plan to "accidentally" step on the train of Miley's dress while she's on the dance floor, and the Cyruses have this wierd rule. You can't get off the dance floor until the song ends. If you do, you get kicked out of the party. And when we step on the train of Miley's dress, it's gonna rip all the way up to above her waist. I know cuz I did the same thing to Mishca Barton at the Emmys. Can't stah-nd her. Drama queen. And since the dress is vintage Diane von Furstenburg, and the only one of its kind left (after the Mischa incident) I know it will def get Miley's goat because she got grounded after she charged the dress on her mom's credit card. She didn't want to use her own for fear of identity theft. Weenie. Well, TTYL, I've got to go get my Siamese cat Lucky bathed and dressed, we're going to Hayley's to scheme some more. And I still have to pick up my dress from dry cleaning, and shower, shave and get dressed. Oh, the life of a cosmetix heiress. Laytah!!! :-)

Clothes, boys and Miley Cyrus issues

OMG, I just got the cutest Siamese kitten!! She has really smoky fur and big light blue eyes. I'm going to use that new Sephora eyeliner on her and make her eyes green. And FYI, that stuff wears off in about a week, so you have to keep applying it until you get tired of the color. And I just got the latest pair of Chloe shoes. They're really cute, a pair of diamond-edged turquoise kitten heels. Perf to pair with my slouchy gray Jimmy Choo T-shirt, white leather mini, and black military hat. Too cute!! I think I'll wear that to Miley Cyrus's barbeque tomorrow. I can't stand her, but her parents and my parents have been BFFs for evah, so I'm required to go to all of their events until I'm 18, which is in two years!! But I get to come late, because I'm going to the mall with my new boyfriend Chace Crawford, and my cherry red Lamborghini can only do the speed limit or I get a ticket and kiss my new license goodbye :-(((. Well, I have to go get my red French manicure retouched, and my red highlite redone so I look ultra fab @ Miley's tomorrow!! Laytah.
Hadley

Intro.

Hey everybody!! My name is Hadley Gregory, and my parents are the CEOs of Sephora Cosmetics. I get lots of free stuff all the time, and I'm always the first person to get any new products. The latest one is coming out July 21st (my bff abby's birthday). A waterproof eyeliner that has black sparkles on a colored base that changes your eye color in just a week. All you have to do is buy the color eyeliner that you want your eyes to be, and use only that for a week. It costs $44.99 but it's worth it. My eyes have gone from green to blue to violet in 3 weeks. I t's so awesome. Keep reading to live more days in the life of Hadley Gregory. TTYL!! Gotta go, Ashley Tisdale just stopped over with a bunch of her old clothes for our Sunday night clothes swap. She has the cutest stuff!!!