Trade Secrets

Well, a promise is a promise, so here are all the trade shopping secrets I know:
1. Never ask for help outside the dressing room. Act like you know what you're doing.
2. Never look at the price tag. Act like you have endless amounts of money.
3. If you don't, peek at the price tag in the dressing room. If you can't afford it, ask for it in a color you know they don't make.
4. When trying on something, get it in two sizes, and try the bigger one on first. Then walk through the store to ask a salesperson to see it in a smaller size. The fat people will be totally jealous.
5. Snakeskin is in. Buy as much as you can afford.
6. Inside the dressing room, make the people work for you. Make them get everything for you and in all colors. If they ask if you're buying anything and you can't afford it, say you don't like it and leave the store.
Laytah.

Water Parks and Shopping

Well, I just bought like everything from Avril Lavigne's new clothing line, Abbey Dawn. It all really cute and super comfy. Yay! Next week, I'm going to Frontier Town water park in Ocean City,MD. I've been going there since my parents cross country road trip they took when I was 5. I went then and last summer. So if ur going to be there, then look for a blond girl with a light pinkish streak in the front of her hair, with black glasses and black and blue braces.(I'm getting them off in like 3 weeks, and I'm getting contacts for my birthday in October. yay x10!!). Then it's off to watch the pony penning at Chincoteague and push all the latest Sephora goods on the suckers. Tourists will buy anything, so don't act like a tourist ANYWHERE even if u are one. And NEVER EVER EVER EVER wear an "I love New York" or "I Heart NYC" t-shirt in NYC or anywhere else. They make u look like a loser tourist. Make them think you go to those types of places all the time to spend untold amounts of money. Gotta go for my Brazilian wax, I'll give you all my shopping tips and tricks tomorrow when I recover from the immense pain. Owch, but pain is beauty. Remember that if you want to look even remotely as good as me. Laytah!!

Halley and my train ride

Well, Halley's mom doesn't really care that much, and she wants to give the baby up for adoption. I don't think that Halley will agree to that. We skipped church to go to the doctor this morning, and the baby is going to be a girl. It's healthy and growing properly, but Halley needs to add more Vitamin C to her diet. Hello oranges and green peppers. I have to go on a meet-and-greet train ride this afternoon to say hey to all my fans and try to push the new eyeliner, lip gloss and blush line on them. And sign a load of autographs. Well, I have to go to my manicure, pedicure, Japanese perm and spray tan spa appointment, then see Halley and go to the train ride. Laytah!!

My Birthday!! Great news and bad news.

Well, this is my last year with my parents.I'm finally 17. YAY x10!!! I got the new Mercedes Benz and a pair of 3 karat diamond earrings and a matching necklace with 25 diamonds. I also got a new charm for my bracelet. I have a Siamese kitten one, a Chloe handbag one, one that says "Atlantis, Bahamas" from when I stayed at the Atlantis resort, and my newest one, a white gold crown with red diamonds for my heiressness. YAY YAY YAY!! The not so great news is, my friend since I was 5, Halley, is pregnant. Her boyfriend, Jamie, just dumped her for this Portugese transfer student (who came to our school last semester) and her inane Euro accent. She has perfect olive skin, gorgeous ash blond hair, and boobs the size of melons. If Chace so much as oogles her once, he's D2M. Halley just moved out here with her mom. She's an only child with no father. Her mom had her at 16. Her mom is this huge flirt who wears belly shirts and miniskirts and heels that could break your knee if you twist your leg wrong. She works at the mall. Halley works at Icings with me (a requirement since I was twelve said to teach me "responsibility") in a strip mall in the entertainment district. She spends more time at my house, cuz my parents are always working or asleep, and her mom is so dependent on Halley that if she leaves for more than one night then she comes home to her mom sitting on the couch chain-smoking with the house completely trashed. Halley has taken care of her mom and the house since she was twelve. Well, I'm off to go tell Halley's mom the news with her. Hope u can make it to my funeral. Her mom has never liked me and will probably blame me. lol. Laytah.

Prank Calls and Shopping

HEY!! I just got done prank calling all the LBRs on my block. (LBR-Loser beyond repair). I did everything from breathing on the line to being Hugh Hefner and inviting them to the Playboy Mansion. Ha! Ha! I'm going shopping at Intermix and Scoop in a few hours. My driver is taking me in my new black Chevy Chevelle, so if you want to look for me, then go to Los Angeles Avenue and look for me outside Intermix or Scoop. I need retail therapy, I don't have a single new thing to wear to the pig roast this Saturday. I'm thinking Miss Sixty skinny jean capris with an Ed Hardy original t-shirt and my last year's Chuck Taylor Converse All-Stars. Laytah!

Last Nite's Fair and Rodeo Events

Hey. Last night was the Cecil County Fair Three Hills Rodeo. It was really fun, and the clown was hilarious. I think everybody cheers loudest for the women's barrel racing event. They're always my favorite. We went to the midway after, and went on the swings and the mazes and the cliff hanger and the lost mine and super slide. I ate so much fair food (pretzels, fries, ice cream, corn dogs, and lemonades) that I have to work out 5 hours with my personal trainer this week instead of 4. And later today we're making an appearance on a train ride "robbery". I did that once at Frontier Town as a kid. It was really fun, even though the "robbers" "found" the "gold". Hehe. Well, I have to go get my hair cut and Joie, so laytah!!

Hangin' At The Pool

Well, in honor of Hayley's week long vacation, we are doing nuh-thing but vegging by the new YMCA's pool with Erin.Yesterday, we ordered custom gourmet wraps from the Wrap Star Gourmet kiosk, and chai lattes from Starbucks. A pool attendant delivered them to our cabana, which was just a royal purple canopy and some chaises. Well, we're going to the pool again today, so I have to go up to my swimsuit section of my 300-square foot walk in closet (my writing tutor always bugs me for not being descriptive) and choose which bikini to wear today. I think we'll order some iced cappuchino and fro-yo today, it's going to be about 100 degrees. Laytah!!

Sleepover

Hey hey!! My sleepover was a big success, and the spa bill came to just under $40,000. But I just charged it to my credit card like I always do. And Miley is afraid to charge a $20 pair of earrings that are made of fake gold. Well, I just broke up with my boyfriend, he was cheating on me with a DOG!!! He would rather make out with a dog than with me!! EWWWW!! So to celebrate, I got a black diamond tennis bracelet. I always get a new tennis bracelet in a new color when I break up with someone. I have them in green, gold, dark blue, light blue, yellow, white, and now black. I just got a new boyfriend last night at this club we went to, so if I break up with him then I'm getting a diamond bracelet in hot pink. My BF's name is Derek, he's really muscular and has this really dark black hair. He has one of those surfer tans because his parents own a big hotel chain and have a big mansion on the beach. We spent all of last night making out after Hayley, Abby, Brooke and Taylor went to sleep. And we prank called like 100 people yelling stuff from"This is American Idol and we called to say we accepted your auditon tape" to "HOWDY!!! YOU HAVE JUST WON ONE THOUSAND JARS OF MAYONNAISE.COME TO WEST VIRGINIA TO CLAIM IT!!!". Much fun. Oh, gotta go, Derek just came in for one of our weekly rounds of "I'll show up at your house at a random time today and we'll make out for 2 hours" game. Laytah!! Hi Derek!!

I'm Taking A Vacation. Read on to see who else needs to but won't.

Hey. My face feels much better now. I'm going to Santa Monica this weekend, and staying at the Chambrulay Hotel. Hayley is going to be late for my sleepover because she has an MCR concert until 10. God, that girl needs to take some time off. She already met Paramore and Fall Out Boy and had an interview on this talk show today. It's like she can't relax. Come On already!! She's not a model, actress or heiress, she's just rich. Why can't she go to the concert another time so she doesn't miss like half of my sleepover? MCR is playing in LA like 4 more times, and with her mom's connections, she should have no problem snagging herself a ticket and a backstage pass. And she complains about how busy her day is and how tired she is but she still has the energy to come to my sleepover?? What's up with that? G2G, Ashlee Simpson just stopped by for our 7pm shopping spree at Saks!! Laytah!

Today

Well, nothing much going on today, just a spa/sleepover with my 4 BFFs, Hayley, Abby, Taylor and Brooke. We're going to the spa to get hot rock massages, avocado facials, seaweed body wraps, face massages, Swiss clay mud baths, hair wash/dry/blowout/style/highlights, and mani-pedis. Then we're going to the LA mall to shop. Can't wait to go to Sephora's, Bergdorf 's and the Ferragamo store. Mucho fun!! Well, I have to go ice my eyebrows, the waxing makes them really tender, sore, and swollen. The ice facial at the spa should help. Laytah!!:-)

Aftermath

Well that was definitley interesting. The BBQ was wild, drunk people stripping and celebrities having a "who can make their ex jealouser" contest. then Bradgelina showed up with their hoard of adopted kids and their twins and let the kids run wild. The ended up having a food fight, and some red merlot wine got thrown on me and stained my Christian Louboutin orange crushed silk mini dress. Luckily none got on my red Ferragamo wedge heels. That would have been a tradgedy. Shoes are my favorit clothing item, after sexy underwear!!! So after Angelina rounded up the kids, the she got her limo to take her home, and someone called a cab for the incredibly wasted Brad sometime after 3 am. Then after the FOB started a riot, the cops came and told us that the party had gone on long enough and to break it up. What wet blankets.Well, I have to go for my leg/bikini/eyebrow/Brazilian wax at Joie Salon, so CYL. Laytah!!:-)

Slight change

Oh, and my BFF hayley's new blog address is www.hayleyashtonsblogsite.blogspot.com. so if u want to read it, go there.

At Miley's BBQ

Hey!! I'm writing this from my iPhone, and so far the party has been wild. The dress trick worked just like it did on Mischa, and Miley was just starting the dance. She won't even miss a dance if she's sick, so she just had had HAD to stay. And she was wearing frog-green granny panties with little bows and frills on them. Her sister Noah Lindsey stole Miley's diary for me, so here's one entry:
Dear Diary,
i can't w8 4 the BBQ 2moro. I'm gonna see my BFFs hadley and hayley. can't wait. and i'm wearing my sexy underwear, the green ones with lace and beads. I got them at wal mart, the most designer store ever!!! And i'm wearing the vintage diane von furstenburg dress i stole from calypso. i hate that store, its so much more expensive compared wit wal mart. well, gotta go for my massage with that hawt swede Angelina Jolie reccommended. laytah!!
And if u hadn't noticed, she stole my ending, so I'm gonna go "accidentally" spill punch on her backup dress, a Chanel flapper dress she stole from her mom. then I 'm gonna go tell tish that her daughter stole her dress. Laytah!! :-)

Upstaging Miley "Suck"us

Hey Hey Hey!!! Today is the dreaded day. The day of Miley Cyrus's barbeque. Me and my BFF Hayley Ashton (go to www.allabouthayleyashton.blogspot.com to read her blog) have made plans to upstage Miley BIG TIME!!! She's wearing this really long hits-the-ground dress with a little train like the ones brides have.(drama queen). After we've said hello and done the standard Hollywood greetings, we plan to "accidentally" step on the train of Miley's dress while she's on the dance floor, and the Cyruses have this wierd rule. You can't get off the dance floor until the song ends. If you do, you get kicked out of the party. And when we step on the train of Miley's dress, it's gonna rip all the way up to above her waist. I know cuz I did the same thing to Mishca Barton at the Emmys. Can't stah-nd her. Drama queen. And since the dress is vintage Diane von Furstenburg, and the only one of its kind left (after the Mischa incident) I know it will def get Miley's goat because she got grounded after she charged the dress on her mom's credit card. She didn't want to use her own for fear of identity theft. Weenie. Well, TTYL, I've got to go get my Siamese cat Lucky bathed and dressed, we're going to Hayley's to scheme some more. And I still have to pick up my dress from dry cleaning, and shower, shave and get dressed. Oh, the life of a cosmetix heiress. Laytah!!! :-)

Clothes, boys and Miley Cyrus issues

OMG, I just got the cutest Siamese kitten!! She has really smoky fur and big light blue eyes. I'm going to use that new Sephora eyeliner on her and make her eyes green. And FYI, that stuff wears off in about a week, so you have to keep applying it until you get tired of the color. And I just got the latest pair of Chloe shoes. They're really cute, a pair of diamond-edged turquoise kitten heels. Perf to pair with my slouchy gray Jimmy Choo T-shirt, white leather mini, and black military hat. Too cute!! I think I'll wear that to Miley Cyrus's barbeque tomorrow. I can't stand her, but her parents and my parents have been BFFs for evah, so I'm required to go to all of their events until I'm 18, which is in two years!! But I get to come late, because I'm going to the mall with my new boyfriend Chace Crawford, and my cherry red Lamborghini can only do the speed limit or I get a ticket and kiss my new license goodbye :-(((. Well, I have to go get my red French manicure retouched, and my red highlite redone so I look ultra fab @ Miley's tomorrow!! Laytah.
Hadley

Intro.

Hey everybody!! My name is Hadley Gregory, and my parents are the CEOs of Sephora Cosmetics. I get lots of free stuff all the time, and I'm always the first person to get any new products. The latest one is coming out July 21st (my bff abby's birthday). A waterproof eyeliner that has black sparkles on a colored base that changes your eye color in just a week. All you have to do is buy the color eyeliner that you want your eyes to be, and use only that for a week. It costs $44.99 but it's worth it. My eyes have gone from green to blue to violet in 3 weeks. I t's so awesome. Keep reading to live more days in the life of Hadley Gregory. TTYL!! Gotta go, Ashley Tisdale just stopped over with a bunch of her old clothes for our Sunday night clothes swap. She has the cutest stuff!!!