Friday, July 18, 2008
Sleepover
Hey hey!! My sleepover was a big success, and the spa bill came to just under $40,000. But I just charged it to my credit card like I always do. And Miley is afraid to charge a $20 pair of earrings that are made of fake gold. Well, I just broke up with my boyfriend, he was cheating on me with a DOG!!! He would rather make out with a dog than with me!! EWWWW!! So to celebrate, I got a black diamond tennis bracelet. I always get a new tennis bracelet in a new color when I break up with someone. I have them in green, gold, dark blue, light blue, yellow, white, and now black. I just got a new boyfriend last night at this club we went to, so if I break up with him then I'm getting a diamond bracelet in hot pink. My BF's name is Derek, he's really muscular and has this really dark black hair. He has one of those surfer tans because his parents own a big hotel chain and have a big mansion on the beach. We spent all of last night making out after Hayley, Abby, Brooke and Taylor went to sleep. And we prank called like 100 people yelling stuff from"This is American Idol and we called to say we accepted your auditon tape" to "HOWDY!!! YOU HAVE JUST WON ONE THOUSAND JARS OF MAYONNAISE.COME TO WEST VIRGINIA TO CLAIM IT!!!". Much fun. Oh, gotta go, Derek just came in for one of our weekly rounds of "I'll show up at your house at a random time today and we'll make out for 2 hours" game. Laytah!! Hi Derek!!
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