Dropout Party Girl

Well, I dropped out of school because I'm tired of the losers hogging my attention for autographs and videoing me walking down the hall. I'm starting with my tutor again next week. And for Joe Jonas's birthday bash, it was costume masquerade party. A bunch of people come in random costumes and get drunk and do random stupid things. I went as a sexy yet sophisticated slut, sorta like Adrian on the Secret Life. I wore a leather micromini over red fishnets, a black tank-top-turned-sports-bra-belly-shirt and a pair of 5 inch Manolo Blahnik spike heels. I got foot long hair extensions, had them curled and piled on one side of my head, and overdosed on black eye makeup like sluts do. I wore cherry red lipstick and had 3 botox injections so my lips were super puffy. lol. Halley and the baby are good, she's just starting to show a little bit now, so hello empire waist tops and Lamaze classes. Oh, and I kissed Nick Jonas in public for the first time @ the party, so now everyone who reads Hello!, Star, People, Ok! and Vogue know we're an item and I can't get my laptop to go out of italicize mode so laytah!

First Day of School

Well, we have the typical schoolgirl outfits that everyone thinks are sexy in some way, plaid Ralph Lauren skirts, white kneesocks, black and white Chuck Taylor Lo Top Converse Sneakers, white Ella Moss tank tops, and black Calvin Klein blazers. (I just found out we have uniforms last night.) They're really cute in a certain way, and did I mention that it's an all girls school? It's my first day as an 11th grade transfer student, and already I rule the social scene. I have 3 BFFs, Kyla, Evangelina (she goes by her last name, Riviera) and Adrian. We're the most exclusive clique there, and all the losers are so jealous. (I don't mean to brag, but I'm famous for my bluntness.) Thank Gawd we have off this Friday and Monday for Labor Day, I'm going to Joe Jonas's birthday bash this Friday, and on Saturday I'm having a hee-uge back to school party with the entire 11th grade, plus the entire 11th grade at LA Academy for Boys. The music will be supplied by My Chemical Romance, the Jonas Brothers, Paramore, and Avril Lavigne. We'll have every alchohol from Jack Daniels to Dogfish to Flirtinis to Coors Light and Bud Light Lime. Laytah.

Yo.

School starts on Monday, for all those private-school girls, including me. I want to see what it's like to go to Los Angeles Country Day School. I'm wearing my new diamond encrusted Juicy heart necklace, a white Moschino halter top, sparkly purple Calypso miniskirt, and the newest Choo slides. Halley's back from the pregnant teenagers spa, and she feels a lot less out of place. Today I'm going to tour LACD and meet all my teachers. I'm taking all the academic classes, plus tennis and Fashion Design. And I signed up to be a Fashion Bug model! Yay x10!!!!!! Oh, and me, Erin, Hayley and Halley are all going to Joe Jonas's birthday party next Friday night at the Mondrian Hotel. We all get our own Presidential Suite, each done in a different color. Mine is all red with a white apple on the coffee table, Halley's is all light pink with a black apple on the table, Hayley's is all purple with a red apple on the table, and Erin's is all blue with a hot pink apple. Laytah!

Bad News and Good News

Well the bad news is that we had to cancel the road trip (read www.hayleyashtonsblogsite.blogspot.com to find out) and the good news is my kitten's room is finished. I just got my bathroom redone, so it has a 1950s salon theme. It has a makeup vanity, 4 person tub deep enough for swimming, a multi-jet shower with either lavender, citrus or cucumber infusions, a mini-sauna, and every cosmetic ever made by Hard Candy and Sephora. My parents finally came up with some awesome new stuff, you have to wait until the new line, Shimmer by Sephora comes out in September. And I can't wait for the Clique movie. I'm BFFs with Elizabeth McLaughlin, Ellen Marlow, and Samantha Boscarino. I'm going to the screening party 4 weeks before it hits theatres with Hayley and Halley. Laytah, have to go for my spa appointment and shopping spree on Rodeo!! Laytah.

EMERGENCY and other stuff

Well, Hayley had to come home for a day cuz Great Grandma someoneorother died. Halley is at this pregnant women's spa retreat for the next 2 weeks. And my kitten Lucky disappeared last night, we think the guard dog ate her. I'm getting a new one after Labor Day, it's all black and I'm calling it Moonshine. Well, I have to go finish packing my 3 Louis Vuitton suitcases and make sure my maid knows how to take care of my cashmere sweaters while I'm gone. And she has to change the strawberry scented moth balls in my closet to keep the bugs away. And I have to go "accidentally" spill my iced latte on Birdy (read Hayley's blog) so her mom won't make us take her with us on our ROAD TRIP!! yay! A whole month without annoying people!! YAY x10!! I just got a new limited edition YSL bikini priority overnight shipped from Paris. Laytah.

The Big Party

Well, I have to really hurry and buy an outfit to wear to the big Hollywood Hills Hotel party tonight. I have until 6pm, so I think I'm just going to shop on ShopBop.com for the outfit. I have it minimized over this window, so here it is: metallic silver Moschino A-line mini, 3-inch black Marc Jacobs mules, and red halter top with black sequin trim. Do you luh-v it or luh-v it? I'm going to Retreat Salon and Spa to get my hair, nails and makeup done. I got my eyebrows waxed yesterday at the beach, so as soon as I hit the "purchase cart" button on ShopBop, then I'm ready to see and be seen! Laytah!!

More shopping. For the beach, of course.

I'm going to the beach tomorrow, so I'm going shopping for a new bikini and cover-up. Halley is doing ok, she spends a lot of time with Hayley's mom to learn about child rearing. I'm also going to Intermix to get those limited edition gold frame Tiffany sunglasses, then I'm going to Tiffany to have a custom made Chambrulay Hotel charm for my bracelet. That's where we're staying. And the spa trip was canceled cuz we decided to go to the beach instead. The spa is this weekend. The big party is Friday, so the spa is like the "detox" session after the party. Laytah!

Shopping and Spa-ing with Hayley, Halley, Brooke and Erin

Hey everyone!! Today is the annual GLU (girls like us) spa and shopping trip. That's when we go to Rodeo Drive and buy everything and anything we want from every store we go to. After like 6 hours of that, then we go on an overnight spa trip to the desert spa Veronique's. Everybody gets their own suite that has doors to everybody else's rooms. There's binders full of the in-room spa treatment options in the suites, and it has 2 chapters for just massages! And it has 200 other out-of-room treatments at the state of the art 7000 square foot spa. I think I'm going to wear my new pink lame (pronounced la-may) Ella Moss knee-length jersey dress with a pair of silver Marc Jacobs kitten heels. I'm bringing Lucky, and Hayley is bringing Fang, because there's a 800 square foot store full of every garment and accessory imaginable for kittens and cats. From clothes to bath stuff to mud masks for their fur to carrying cases to cat-sized SUITCASES AND OVERNIGHT BAGS. That store is the bomb. Laytah.

BTW

Oh, and by the way, I'm going to leave Halley in peace for a few days and go to this amazing party at the Hollywood Hills Hotel this weekend. My date is Nick Jonas! YAY YAY YAY!! Must use retail therapy to calm energy!!

Baby Supplies and Complaints

Well, we got everyting we needed at BabyWorld, a crib, rocking chair, wall paint, carpet, curtains, a changing table, toys, a toybox and bookshelf, and 2 dozen outfits. Oh the money we spend on this baby. Well, at month 2, Halley has dizziness, nausea and continued morning sickness to look forward to. She's so grumpy, when we're not out getting something to eat (she's constantly eating), buying baby stuff, going to the doctor, or in school, we're always arguing. And she's convinced something is rotting in her kitchen, because her sense of smell is getting so strong. Oh boy.

Baby Shopping

Even though the baby isn't due till late May of next year,then me and Halley are going baby shopping. The baby's room is the third biggest one in Halley and her mom's 5 bedroom mini mansion. We're painting the walls Robin's Egg Blue, and getting all the furniture and decorations in pastel limes, purples, blues, pinks, reds and oranges. The baby will have a pastel palace themed room. Haha. Well, I'm getting Mike, the family driver to take me and Halley to BabyWorld. Laytah.

WAAAAAH!!!

Daddy sold Sundancer. He kicked the groom in the head and gave him a brain lesion. He's at the ICU at Los Angeles General and is stable. Daddy says that Sundancer has to be sold before he hurts someone else or worse, me. He was picked up by Niagara Falls Stud Farm today, and he's being shipped by air to Niagara Falls right now. I miss him. I kept all my horse stuff in case I get a new horse someday. Halley's baby is doing good, we got the ultrasound results today, and the baby is a girl. We haven't decided on a name yet. Demi Lovato's new clothing line debuts today, so I have to go get my iPhone and buy every single piece! Laytah!

Still Bored

Well, there's not much, but my dad bought me a Hanoverian horse. I last rode when I was 12, and was a champion on the jumper circuit. My horse's name is Sundancer, by Moonshine out of Dreamin of California.(In normal language, that means that his dad is Moonshine and his mom is Dreamin of California.) I need to get him a plaid Ralph Lauren blanket, Hermes saddle and matching bridle, 2 black Armani riding crops, and some red shipping boots. He's cherry bay (reddish brown) with a white star on his forehead. He's a stallion, and has 4 babies, all champion jumping horses. For me, I have to get a new charm for my bracelet, a Sundancer one, and 5 pairs of Kincade riding jodphurs, 2 pairs of Hermes boots, 3 velvet Armani blazers, Armani leather gloves, and 2 white Horse Amour show shirts. He's staying in the horse shed my dad is having built in the back right corner of our estate. That's a half a mile away from my house!! Good thing we bought a golf cart with turbo speed. Laytah, have to go try the new cross country course in our woods!

Nothing

Well, there is nothing to report. I still don't have a boyfriend, and my mom and dad are back at the lab. The staff is off today, so it's takeout for me. Laytah.

The Heiress is Bored

Well there is nothing to report. My days are getting boringer by the minute. My mom came up with a painless eyebrow wax, and that's about it so far. I'm tired of going to the spa, the mall has nothing good, I have all the latest stuff, and Cafe Cali is getting old. I think I'm going to get Gregory the chef to make me some lump crab salad with a side of caviar sushi and a strawberry smoothie with a sprig of mint leaves. Laytah.

Live from Hadley Gregory

Well, not much is going on, mom and dad are in the lab trying to create more image-altering cosmetics, and I got a new charm for my bracelet. It's a mini photo of me, Hayley, and her Spanish amiga Alicia. (She has the same one, she ordered them for us). And the other one is of a limited edition Chloe messenger bag. Th e real bag (which is in my Lamborghini right now) is orange with my initials custom added in black glitter, with diamond-encrusted zippers. Not much else to say, my life has hit it's monthly slow point. I think I'm going to put Lucky in her black Versace miniskirt and her kitty halter top and go to the spa to get our nails done. She wears Maroon 5 extremely well, while my color of choice is Bloody Mary or Sharon's Heart, a reflective orangey pink. Laytah.

Packing for Vacation and Getting Dumped

Well, Chace Crawford and Hadley Gregory are no longer Chace-and-Hadley. He dumped me for Blake Lively and America Ferrera. Yes, he is polygamous. But he has two girlfriends, not two wives. I am making it my mission to find a boyfriend at the water park next week. And be home in time to see the next episode of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. That's Halley's favorite show, no doubt. It's my favorite too, I remember when I was addicted to Flight 29 Down. And last year it was The Best Years. That was like the best series ever!! Too bad it's canceled. Well, I have to go start drafting the Master Packing List for the water park.
Laytah!!