Well, I dropped out of school because I'm tired of the losers hogging my attention for autographs and videoing me walking down the hall. I'm starting with my tutor again next week. And for Joe Jonas's birthday bash, it was costume masquerade party. A bunch of people come in random costumes and get drunk and do random stupid things. I went as a sexy yet sophisticated slut, sorta like Adrian on the Secret Life. I wore a leather micromini over red fishnets, a black tank-top-turned-sports-bra-belly-shirt and a pair of 5 inch Manolo Blahnik spike heels. I got foot long hair extensions, had them curled and piled on one side of my head, and overdosed on black eye makeup like sluts do. I wore cherry red lipstick and had 3 botox injections so my lips were super puffy. lol. Halley and the baby are good, she's just starting to show a little bit now, so hello empire waist tops and Lamaze classes. Oh, and I kissed Nick Jonas in public for the first time @ the party, so now everyone who reads Hello!, Star, People, Ok! and Vogue know we're an item and I can't get my laptop to go out of italicize mode so laytah!
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