HALLELUJAH! sorta.

I begged and pleaded and cried but my parents wouldn't agree to let me come home. So I get to move in with Hayley. YAY! I snuck home, left a note explaining myself, and got all of my furniture and clothes and my 3 plastic BFFs, AmEx, Visa and Mastercard. So now I have a giant bedroom in Hayley's manse with a private sea-themed bedroom with a shower that has mango, citrus, mint and lavender infusions in the water (not all at once, that would smell nasty). I have a Swedish foam mattress, 2 closets, *one for shoes, one for clothes* a wardrobe for jackets, hats, scarves, and gloves, a vanity with lights around the mirror, the entire Sephora, Hard Candy, and Urban Decay cosmetics collections, and Baby has her own little room that's Ralph Lauren hunting lodge themed. And the heat works!! But it's in Las Vegas, so it gets cold there, not like LA. And we have a mansion in the Bahamas. Going to lounge by to indoor pool and play some 8-ball. Laytah.

Sigh

My parents retracted the $250,000 thing, now I only get $10,000. I taught myself how to give a flawless home French mani. With red tips. My normal person costume hits too close to home @ the momento(more cognates, Spanish II in middle school helped) so I'm gonna skip this year. And make clothes for my cat. Our apartamento's heating is really suckish, so it only gets to about 65 degrees average. So far, she has a hat, scarf, booties, jacket and pants. And a white cotton jersey nightgown. With slippers. Well, got to go work my shift @ Starbucks, I make $11 an hour. And my shift is from 4 to 10, so that's $66 dollars a day. And to think that I used to just have to scan my Visa and the world was mine. Or that season's hottest fashion line. Laytah.

Money. Or lack of it.

Well. I sold my wardrobe from last season on eBay. I got like $3000 for it cuz those people don't know a good bid if it bit their flabby rears. lmao. I just got the email fixed on my MacBook, and i sent Hayley an email requesting a guest suite for the month. I got a job @ Starbucks on Fifth Avenue. I get to man the cash register. I guess cuz I'm good with money. Or not. cuz of my whole kicking sitch. Well, I have to take Baby to the vet cuz she's having some sort of bowel issue and crapping all over my apartment.Laytah.

The Fiend

Well. I needed an interesting title, and it's sorta true. Well I bought an apartamento (There's a cognate in there people!) in south LA, and one in NYC 2 be close to Hayley cuz my mommy and daddy kicked me out cuz they say I need to learn to live like a normal person cuz when they die there's no more Sephora. Or money. So I need to find a job, STAT! I'm thinking Starbucks or something at a NYC boutique. I'm gonna take a last flight on a private jet and stay with Hayley for a few days, and see if I can get a guest room there 4 a coupla months so a can sell my apartamento. I'm allowed to bring my stuff, and I get $250,000 from my parents, then I have to make my own moolah until they die and leave me their estate(which they probably won't since I'm such a brat! XD) Laytah.

Hi

Well. Got sorta bad news and good news. Bad news: Living Light got leveled by Hurricane Yoshi. Oh well. Good news: I got my costume. I'm being a normal peep. Check it out on www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=3694652 to see the outfit. I even bought a Nokia 1110 for the occasion. Being normals not that bad. And traveling in a t-shirt, men's jeans, trucker hat, Chucks and fake mustache is fun. Going to solicit Hayley's house in my disguise. I AM EVIL TRUCKER PUPPET! U WILL NEVER CATCH ME! BWAHAHA! lol. :-) :-) Laytah. oh, and my flight to LA got moved to midnight cuz of some weird airline issue. I bet I'll be the only one on the plane. I'm used to flying red eye. L8r peepziez! *peepziez is hay's word, BTW*

This Just In

Hayley isn't going to LL. She's really changed. She's all like "I'm having so much fun doing all the stuff that I never got to do in the priss life with my parents." News flash peeps: YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A PAMPERED LIFE CUZ UR RICH!! OOOOH!! OOOH!! I've got it! I'll be a "normal" person for Halloween. YAY!! I get to shop @ walmart. I heard from miley fuckus that it is supposedly normal. Oh well. While in DE, I'll stop in @ the elkton WalMart. And peep in on Hayley. And my BFF chip from when I went to a public middle school. And i fired my tutor. U only have to go to school till ur 16, and I was taking AP courses til then anyway, so I can just drop out. Schoolfree is so fun. L8r! I'm taking the jet to NYC to peep in on above mentioned self proclaimed "normal peeps". wow. AP courses let u use big words. LMAO. L8r! off to the great above!! (see above,this is not a mistake for beyond).

laytah.

Passports and Oktoberfest

Well, I'm going to Delaware for Friday night into early Saturday morning for Oktoberfest then flying out of Philadelphia International for Boca. Oktoberfest is where you go and drink a ton of German beer or u can watch people get drunk and do stupid shit. We're getting as crazy as we humanly can before our detox session @LL. Can't wait. And my new passport foto is supa cute; me in a red and black jersey dress with my new Louboutin mules. Luv it X10000!! Laytah g8rs!!

Uhhh..... Hi.

Well, nothing new here. Pilates class went per usual, and the hydro massage was ah-mazing. I'm going on a trip with Hayley and Halley to this spa in Boca called Living Light. We can only bring 2 suitcases, and no cell phones, SideKicks, laptops, or anything else used to communicate with people. The week-long retreat is designed to help us "Leave the world of stress behind, and find inner peace and relaxation." We can't bring watches either, because they say something about time interfering with the body's rhythyms. So me and H and H want to get some MAJOR MAJOR R and R. Halley especially. Chill time would be good for the baby. Going to get my passport renewed! Laytah!

Uhhh..... Hi.

Hey Whats Up

Hey. There's not much to report. I told you Halley is due in May, right? I guess so. I just bought a line of spa products called Chill. I got a $600 dollar deluxe basket with a French mud mask, a Swiss mud mask, blackhead remover, oil remover, loofah, mint, citrus, and lavender scented face towels, limited edition Blue Chill nail polish, limited edition Glacier Chill (all the nail polishes have the word chill in them) nail polish and a crystal nail file. If you buy the Deluxe basket like I did, then you get a limited editon (the stuff they're really pushing on consumers is limited) lifetime supply of stick-on real diamonds for your nails. Well, I'm due for my Pilates appointment (gotta keep up that great bod) and my post-pilates hydro massage with French rosewater and citrus infusions for energy! Laytah gaytahs!!

Spa and Modeling

Well, I spent the morning at Retreat Spa and Salon on Saturday for my Ella Moss photo shoot. I got a Dirty Little Pore facial, hair wash/dry/highlight/blowout, manicure in Galaxy Glitter, Pedicure in Bloody Mary, makeup done, and 90 minute warm citrus oil massage. I got photographed in 2 outfits, a cotton-candy pink minidress with a sequin-edged skirt, black slides and my hair was in a waist-length side braid. Outfit #2 was a red mini skirt, white halter, and flame red pumps with sequin trim. Hair was a loose upsweep with a black feather. Check Lucky, Teen People, and Vogue to see the pics of me and Hayley. Oh, and Halley's doing good, we went for a checkup yesterday, and everything's fine. Going to see her tomorrow after my trip to Intermix to pick up my limited edition Manolo pumps. Laytah.

Visiting and Mange

Well, if u read Hayley's blog, u'll see that she put mange instead of mango when she was talking about her shower. NAY-STEE!! I'm visiting her and Fang in the Bahamas tonight, I'm flying out in my private jet after my combo-leg-eyebrow-bikini-Brazilian wax combo. I'll be giving myself an ice facial the whole 1 hour it takes to get there. Why would anyone choose to fly commercial? Well, I have to pack my stuff for the Baha-mans and get ready for my hair-rip job. It's so much easier than shaving every day, you only have to get waxed every 6 weeks. Sorta like when I had braces and got them tightened every six weeks for 2 1/2 years. Wierd. Whatever. Laytah!!

Hey

Hey! The new Italian leather seats for my Lamborghini got put it today, so the sheepskin covers I got will be put to good use. My kitten, Hayley, (after Hayley Williams) turned 5 weeks old today. I didn't have a party, but I bought her a diamond stud collar and a white Chanel bikini for when we go hot tubbing in Malibu with Nick and some friends. Laytah!

Modeling!

Hey! Great news! Me, Hayley, Halley and Erin are modeling for Ella Moss this Friday!! We have a fitting today at noon! To show off my great style, I'm wearing a white Chanel sundress that comes down to midthigh, a pair of red D&G kitten heels, and I'm wearing my hair in a French twist. I'm accessorizing with my new Tiffany blue diamond drop earrings, blue sapphire necklace, and my charm bracelet with all the charms mentioned in my previous blogs, I can't remeber all of them. Laytah!

BTW

BTW, my blog is back. ignore the thing on hayley's blog about the deletion.

My Mansion

Well, the entire time I've been blogging, I've never shown you a pic of my house. So here it is, taken from aerial view. It has 7 bedroom suites with a private bathroom in each, a state of the art kitchen, pool, hot tub, sauna, spa, guesthouse, sitting room, foyer, grand staircase (replica of the one in the Titanic), formal dining room, informal dining room, gym, tennis courts, 2 living rooms (formal/casual), a home office, 2 guest rooms, a billiards room with 3 pool tables, 4 slot machines, full-wall dartboard, a bar with everything from Cristal to Dogfish, a 20-person home theater with Italian leather seats, popcorn and candy machines, and a massage parlor. Gotta love the rich life. Laytah!

Fang's Party and my yacht

Hey I'm in NYC right now @ the Ritz Carlton Hotel where we're staying and where we had Fang's par-tay last night. My dad bought me a 250-foot yacht with 7 floors, the bottom two for the help and to store the stuff and where the kitchen is, the next 2 floors are luxury cabin suites, the next one is for eating, drinking and gambling, the next one is for dancing, and the top is an open-air deck with a spa and 3 pools, one a 10-person hot tub, one a wave pool and the other for lap swimming. I'm having a huge party on it this weekend, all my friends from my summer homes in Paris, Spain, Mexico and New York are flying to LA and we're going to spend 2 days partying. Me and Hayley already have 72 people on our guest list, and those guests are told to bring whoever they want. I even invited George Bush so we can pull pranks on him. MUCHO FUN!!!!
Laytah!