Hey

It's Election Day (duh) and I'm not voting. If you're wondering, I'm an Independent and I don't like either candidate. So I'm going to Rodeo Drive with Hayley and Halley to take advantage of all the stores that are open but empty. Halley's sort of kinda fat now, you can tell she's pregnant and we've flipped off countless old ladies shaking their canes and yelling "Oh, young people were so much more responsible in my time!" You didn't have a "time" douche wagons, you lived with the dinosaurs. So today Rodeo is going to be teeming with old people with the same idea as us, so anyone who makes fun of Halley will either get flipped off, sworn at profusely, have their cane and/or walker stolen, pushed down a hill if they're in a wheelchair or egged. We've each got 2 dozen eggs in our purses. Thank God for oversize D&G. And sales at maternity stores. I think I'm going to wake up Hayl and Hal and go for an early-morning spa retreat with the kittens before shopping. Hello mud masks, hot tubs, massages, mani/pedis, hair treatments, and pain-free waxes!! :-)) Laytah!