Whew

Glad that's over. The aunts and uncles ended up bringing their kids plus whatever kid's friends they could find. And we brought our friends and their families. So that's a total of 59 people in our ballroom last night. And my laptop deleted all my iPod songs so I've just given up on it. And I spent like 50 bucks on those songs!! Have you read Hayley's blog? It's pretty wild. She's not really married to the Cullens, she just likes that name. Haha. I think I'll go ice skating today with Hayley, Halley, and Erin. Fang and Baby got Chia catgrass, and catnip among other things. I'm glad we all decided to go punk-casual. Formal is way too much work. I'm so tired and my head hurts from all the champagne toasts. Oh well, at least uncle Ken had some cool stories to tell about when he was in the Navy in Nicaragua. Like the time he was off duty and went spear fishing in some shallow water near a dock at the port. He shot a big mackerel, and when he reeled it in, he was surrounded by hundreds of barracuda. So he swam slowly backwards (still holding the mackerel) until he was in shallow water, and jumped onto the dock. There was a group of Mexicans laughing at him. He ended up sharing his mackerel filets with them. Filets are good.........
Laytah.

Nuthin.

There's nothing to say, except for we got our tree today. It's 8 feet tall and going in the formal living room (the one without the leather couches and giant stereo). As soon as the maids finish putting the lights on it we're going to put on our comfiest Ed Hardy pajamas, decorate the tree, give each other manicures, have a DIY in-home spa day, and munch on the cook's fat-free cookies.Mmm Mmmm Good!! (Campbell's soup owns that expression)
Laytah.

Christmas Plans

I can't believe Christmas is literally next week. We're having a huge family party, with the Entourage and my fam at our Vegas mansion. MCR, Paramore, Muse, Linkin Park, Metro Station, and Nickelback are scheduled to play. FOB will be there, but not on the playlist. Here's the final guest list
AUNTS/UNCLES:
Katy
Denise
Jill
Amy
Jessica
Christina
Joe
Jim
Dan
Ken
Greg
Tim
COUSINS
Viki
Alex
Danni
Grace
Adrian
Ana
Will
Daniel
James
David. And any of my mom and dad's friends and coworkers. Plus all the staff from all the houses, and any other friends we can scrounge up. We're having a Japanese bar, Chinese bar, Polish bar, Mexican bar, American, and Italian bar on the buffet. Plus an unlimited open alcohol bar for everyone over 16. It's supervised with 3 peeps who won't drink (Aunt Amy, Uncle Jim, and Halley) so the cops won't come. Even without our security guards. Lol.
Laytah.

Ball 'n' Stuff

The ball was fun, but all the members of the glitterati that I hate were there. Mischa Barton, Miley Suck-us, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Madonna, and Bradgelina. BG brought all their kids, so it was a formal event filled with crying babies, and little kids running around and sticking their fingers in our mocktails. Brats. We all got new cars for no apparent reason. Halley got a silver Lexus, Hayley got a red Dodge convertible, and I got a black Chevy Supernova. Not much else to say, Halley's not due until April, when we all stay home for spring break and take advantage of all the Easter sales while Halley gets her baby-surgery.
Laytah.

Shopping for the Ball

Well, today me and the Entourage went dress/shoe/accessory shopping for the Best Friends Animal Resue Ball. Here's the results:
ME:Peach chiffon Versace halter dress with fitted bodice and empire-waist skirt. Black Choo slingbacks/Bailey Banks and Biddle diamond chandelier earrings&princess necklace.
HALLEY:Cream satin empire waist dress, white ballet flats. Tiffany sapphire studs, sapphire necklace.
ALICIA-Orange sleeveless dress with fitted bodice and knee-length pleated skirt. Black D&G 3-inch wedges, onyx necklace w/heart charm, crystal chandelier earrings.
Hayley's going naked. lmao. Just kidding, she's listing what she's wearing in her blog soon.She wants it to be a surprise, she's not back yet. When she gets back, she's having 2 of our guards lock us in the broom closet in the basement and guard the door while 2 of her bodyguards bring in her garment bags and stash them in the fireproof safe with a combination lock, regular lock, briefcase-style combination thingy, and 2 guards watching it. We're big on security here. :-)
Laytah.

WPB Adventures

Jet skiing was mucho fun!! Now I'm on a yacht in the Atlantic going whale-watching. Pods of dolphins come over sometimes when the ship drops anchor about 10 miles off the coast. People jump off the ship and swim with them. We're throwing dolphin food in the water to attract them, and there was a electric barrier put up around us so sharks can't get through. So we won't get eaten. Yay! I'm going to the DuPont Country Club Sunday night, attending a charity ball to raise money for Best Friends Animal Rescue in Arizona. Oooh! The dolphins are here!!
Laytah!

Dart Says.... West Palm Beach

Hey. We're renting a beachfront mansion in WPB for the next week. Our parents say RENT cuz we have enough houses. One in Spain, one in the Bahamas, one in Cancun, and one in LA. Oh, and one in one other place that I forget. Our upbeach neighbors are Gerard Way and that bitch Lindsay Ballato. Our downbeach neighbors are Paris Hilton, Christina Milan, Nicole Richie, and Angelina Jolie. They share the house like once a month. Mass chaos usually ensues. Stuff comes flying out the windows, there's much screaming of obsenities through bullhorns, and catfights. The cops have to come out like every time they come because they get into fights. But the next month they're back, all buddy-buddy like nothing ever happened. Imbeciles. Anyway, we're going to go rent jet skis and go jet skiing. Halley is going to be in a speedboat driven by our chauffeur.
Laytah.