Dart Says.... West Palm Beach

Hey. We're renting a beachfront mansion in WPB for the next week. Our parents say RENT cuz we have enough houses. One in Spain, one in the Bahamas, one in Cancun, and one in LA. Oh, and one in one other place that I forget. Our upbeach neighbors are Gerard Way and that bitch Lindsay Ballato. Our downbeach neighbors are Paris Hilton, Christina Milan, Nicole Richie, and Angelina Jolie. They share the house like once a month. Mass chaos usually ensues. Stuff comes flying out the windows, there's much screaming of obsenities through bullhorns, and catfights. The cops have to come out like every time they come because they get into fights. But the next month they're back, all buddy-buddy like nothing ever happened. Imbeciles. Anyway, we're going to go rent jet skis and go jet skiing. Halley is going to be in a speedboat driven by our chauffeur.
Laytah.