I Miss You, I Miss You So Far....

The title is one of the lyrics from an MCR song I like. It's appropriate, too. You'll see why soon. Sorry for lack of postage, but we've been super busy with Bella Hayley and everyone got the flu (not swine) here for like a week. So now we're just chillin. I got my GED, I'm officially a high school grad. Me and Hayley went paintballing this morning. FUN! I have a welt on my thigh and one on my left hand. So here's some sad news:
With all of the drama here with the baby and the press covering it, I'm taking a (permanent??) break from posting. It's been fun, it's been real, and I've had a great time doing it. But now I'm running out of free time, and I'm thinking about becoming a more productive member of society. In some of my posts from last year, I realized what shallow and material lives rich people like me and the Entourage lead. I might be back sometime in a year, more or less, if things ever slow down. So, goodbye blog-readers. I'll miss you. I miss you, I miss you so far...
And it is weighted with sadness I type this last word that's become my catchphrase end over the last year. I click you, Blogger, goodbye.
Laytah. :-(

Hi (finally)

Hi. Isabella Hayley was born at 3 am on the 4th of April, 6 pounds 2 ounces, 21 inches long. She's settled in at the Vegas manse, and we just debugged our whole computer system. It takes a couple weeks, so that's why we're so late posting. And Bella's kept us up crying and being fed every 3 minutes. Haha. We just got back from Saks, we forgot to pick up enough baby clothes in our preparations. Ha. The joy of 3 teen mothers. We shopped in all of the baby departments, Baby Dior, D&G Juniors, Diesel, Juicy, Ralph Lauren Littles, etc. And some new stuff for Halley, since she lost most of her baby weight. Uh-oh, time to feed Bella.
Laytah.

Hola

Hey. We're preparing like mad for Isabella Hayley. She's coming next Tuesday, only 4 days! The nursery's finished, and we just got back from a backpacking trip in north Vegas. The canyons are pretty amazing, we got some really good pix. We're going golfing under the stars at the Las Vegas Country Club, to raise money for AIDs treatments in Africa. We're also going to California to see my aunt and uncle next week from Friday to the 17th.
Laytah.

California

Hey. Right now we're at home in our Vegas manse. Turns out our realtor lied about the CSI set being near our house. It's actually shot in North Hollywood, or that's the impression I got in a little side-article about the latest episode (with Taylor Swift, luvved it!) and it said they were in N.Hollywood. Tears. Hey, we're going to Mexico next week, on our smallest jet, and we're gonna be bored. So if you know any good games to play on a plane, let me know. Leave a comment or sumthin. So anyway, we played baseball Cullen style this morning, then went for a whitewater rafting trip on the river behind our mansion. The instructor came to our house for an extra $500, but whatever. We wanted to go, so we did. Isabella Hayley will be born in exactly 2 weeks! AAAHHH! YAY!! So I'll put a countdown clock on the bottom of every post. Enjoy!
Laytah.

Hey

Hey, sorry for the lack of posts. We've been at the Kapalaua Spa and Tennis Club in Hawaii, and we're going to a Twilight DVD release party tonight. It's a costume party, so here's who we're being.
ME:Bella
HALLEY:Pregnant Bella
HAYLEY:Renesmee
It's gonna be so much fun!! IT'S FINALLY HERE! I'm talking about the DVD, not Hal's baby, just so you know. We've been lounging here, eating seafood and playing tennis, plus playing "We're Seventeen cover models". It's really fun, something to remember when you're on vacation....
Well, we're due for our pre-party clay wraps, massages, and facials.
Laytah. Er, Aloha! (means hello and goodbye)

Well... Ummm. Yeah

Hey. It's almost March, and in April we're taking our big trip to Costa Rica. We're staying at the Flamingo Resort and Spa, then backpacking through the rain forest, like Grissom did at the end of his last episode in CSI. Not much has been going on lately, we're just getting home spa treatments with Erin from the Israeli therapists we have at our estate. Delicious treatment list:
-Volcanic mud wraps
-Aromatherapy, deep tissue, and aqua massages
-Ylang Ylang sugar scrug/rice and lime body peel
-Oxygen/Serenity facials
-Mint/Eucalyptus therapies
Laytah.

YoHoHo

Hey. We're not pirates, if that's what you're thinking. Ha ha. The garden party was a success. It was kinda a joint housewarming-baby shower party. Gift list time!!
Aston&Demi-Limited edition rose-colored ArmaniBaby crib
Justin-Marie Chantal shirt wardrobe
Britney(though we hate her)-Tutto Piccolo wardrobe
Carmen (Electra, not ex-Miss Timberlake)-Agatha Ruiz de la Prada baby clothes/reusable diapers/bedding/curtains
Jessica (Alba/Simpson)-Lacoste stuffed animals/changing table/rocking chair
Wow. That's a lot of stuff in list form. The only thing we really did for Bella's room was paint it/carpet it/add more toys/books/Baby Einstein DVDs. Anyway, the baby is now due in April. Which is literally in 2 months. Less. It was a miscalculation on my part. I can't keep straight when we found out Hals was pregnant. So we booked the hospital room for the C-section today, and we're going for our second-last ultrasound.
Laytah.

Garden Party

Hey. I guess you've heard extensive details from Hayley about our Forks house. As a housewarming party, we're throwing a garden party in our Victorian-themed backyard. Which Hay should've told u about. We went shopping today for outfits. Here they are:
ME-Knee-length peach silk DKNY dress, 2-inch silver Jimmy Choo pumps, white-gold bangles, diamond chandelier Tiffany earrings, gold dolphin necklace from Ferragamo.
HAYLEY-Is going naked, b/c we have a pool full of crushed fruit. JUST KIDDING! She wouldn't do that, she's posting on her blog.
HALLEY-Ice blue satin Ella Moss maternity dress (knee-length), white Chanel ballet flats, gold hoop earrings, crystal bracelet from Scoop.
We just finished decorating the baby's room. She has a changing room, bathroom, and bedroom. Hay'll tell you all about it for shizzle. Ha ha.
Laytah.

Hey

Hey, sorry we haven't been on in forever. The weather's just too nice to sit inside blogging. We've been partying, tanning, shopping, ultra sounding and flying to LA to shop on Rodeo. I have no idea why Hayley hasn't been blogging. She quit a while ago. She could have at least said goodbye to you guys. Oh well. I'll blog until at least the baby's born. Only 3 more months. Halley's really huge now, and she can't get any sleep. Alicia went back to Spain last week to do this XXX Latina video series. Who knew she was so naughty...
We just got summer clothes made for Fang, Baby, and the 6 not-so-little kittens. They all have 4 bikinis, 4 cover-ups, 8 dresses, 3 scarves, 10 pairs of booties/sandals, 2 towels, mini-lounge chairs, sunglasses, 7 pairs of shorts, 7 tank tops, 5 halter tops, 3 tube tops and 9 pajama sets. Plus they all got new sheets, pillowcases, comforters, duvets, dust ruffles, and canopies for their sleigh beds. Cats are expensive. Ha ha.
Laytah.

Hey Hey

Hey. Me and the Entourage just got back from volleyball and a lunch of lump crab salad at Zodiac on 4th Street, a coupla blocks away from where CSI:Crime Scene Investigation (my favorite show EVER!) is shot. I just got a new digital camera, so I'm going to upload a picture of Baby. We dressed them up a couple days ago and took pictures. So here's one of Baby in a white blouse and purple sweater. Awww cute!!

Oh boy. It uploaded sideways cuz that's how I took it. Sorry 'bout that....

Anyway, we have to go to the doctor's for Halley's monthly ultrasound. Halley doesn't want to know what the sex of the baby is, but the doctor told me and Hayley that it's a girl! Yay!! Hooray for little Isabella Hayley!! (The name choices were in one of my older posts) We're such Twerds. :-) (Again, twerd=Twilight+nerd)

Laytah.

Sports Stuff and the New Year

Hey. We all got new sports equipment today from the custom sporting goods store here in Vegas. The list is (or will be) posted on Hayley's blog. Assuming she has it in her to get off sims2store.com and post! ;-) Arg. Conealangaloo(Fang) and Baby are doing good, as well as her 6 kittens, who are now full-grown. Their names are Misty, Maj, Star, Acid, Fwi Fwi, and Orchid. It's in one of the really old posts from like, July. I can't believe how fast time's going. It seems like my first post was yesterday. I was a little skeptic about this whole blog thing at first, but I grew to like it. It's kinda like a diary. Censored, of course. If people knew about my whole entire life I'd be in trouble. LOL. Well, it's time for me and Hayl to go to the custom clothes-maker in downtown Vegas for the 9 kitties.
Laytah.

OMG! I'm Back!

Hey! Sorry I haven't posted in like forever! My laptop was stolen then I had to cancel everything, buy a new one, and reboot everything. Major drama. But I'm back now. Life hasn't been very exciting, and no one in the Vegas manse made any New Year's Resolutions. We don't need to lose any weight, win the lottery, win a house, or a yacht. We've already got all that, so we're doing a volunteer fashion show to raise money for AIDs research, and alternatives to animal testing. Here's a pic of some of the outfits we're modeling:
Oh, crap. There's some kind of internal error, so I'll just get Hayley to describe what she's wearing tomorrow.
Laytah.